I know a fae trap when I see one

Raccoons with Lockpicks by Kate Ravenna Play as mischievous raccoons with lockpicks in a little heist RPG with narrative dice.

Raccoons with Lockpicks is finally here! It's a tiny little TTRPG where you can pull a heist! As a raccoon! 4 out of 5 of my playtest games ended with something on fire, all of them ended with chaos. 

It's free, and you only need 2d6 to start playing. 

#1pRPGjam

kate-ravenna.itch.io/raccoons

a shot of mac barking

WELCOME TO THE LIVESCREAM TODAY WE’RE PLAYING “WHAT IF EVERY CAR IS A MURDERER ACTUALLY” REMEMBER DO NOT TAP THE FOLLOW BUTTON WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME ROO ROO ROO

i think that if we give it our best effort we as a nation can convince RFK Jr. to trepan himself

god i hate our house mentat so much. gets to blast imported juiceboxes all day just because our boss is too inbred to remember how to tell time

same energy

Post from @DakDread reading “this turkey shaped how artists draw Rouge the Bat,” over a roasted turkey that is, in fact, shaped like how artists draw Rouge the Bat.

be the Björk you want to see in the world.

if your fantasy canon has animal people with only two nipples I'm slappin 4-6 more on there and you cannot stop me

Our wolf style handpaws featuring our slim wolf foot claws

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Our ultraslim wolf foot paws featuring the wolf slim foot claws

Our wolf style pawpads and wolf slim foot claws in our ultraslim wolf foot paws shape

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If memory serves the first widely used steam engines were used to power coal mining operations. Might be that a very loud exhaust whistle was to notify anyone near any bit of powered stuff that it was running. Just spitballin' here though.

come on and slam. your sperm no longer can

overpaid fools. the electorate doesn't want a church social and a big truck. that's just what they already paid for. they want to bleed & make others bleed. this country is ravenous for iron and thunder. they only tolerate the snivelling rebukes of christ because the frisson of shame gets them hard

Great usage of that image, takes me back

Yo, comets! We're #live!

Twitch.tv/xenyas_adventures

Hi Growl, you're cool!

classical period usamericans were a warrior culture whose flexible & weak inheritance laws uniquely positioned them to exploit recent advances in agriculture. this created a large class of semi-itinerant petty nobility useful to the army and the state, sometimes anachronistically called "redditors"

0/10 mules ain't skerry

I wish my winter coat was floofier really.