May the better team lose.

Screenshot of Kash Patel and his crooked nose.

How many glass doors at the Poodle Room do you think he’s walked into?

Well, well, well…

The Poodle Room will never be the same.

I’d Love to Pass Through the Strait of Hormuz, but No Worries If Not “I’m reaching out because, well, I’ve got this shipment of 2.1 million barrels of crude oil, and I would LOVE it if I could just squeeze on by and pass throu...

Sometimes you publish a brilliantly silly piece about an ongoing news story, and sometimes, minutes after it publishes, that news story takes a major turn that instantly renders the brilliantly silly piece dated. Them's the breaks in the fast-paced world of satire.
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Screenshot of Meta's calendar that, for some reason, has Palm Sunday on Monday and Good Friday on a Saturday. Both a week after they actually happened to boot.

Not saying that Meta has completely abandoned its publishing schedule planner, but...

Always works

Suddenly am overcome with gloom… nothing but darkness… all hope is lost… what has become of this life???… oh wait, my bad, the Sixers’ play-in game is about to start.

Do you still have to pay to even be considered to be nominated for a Webby Award? Asking for humor site I know.

“I can’t say for sure, though—haven’t heard from him in weeks.”

It really is a top ten soul song of all time. Thanks to Peter Guralnick and his indisputable classic book
“Sweet Soul Music” for turning me onto it.

Why should the rest of the world win when we’re getting absolutely demolished?

Péter Magyar victory speech:

"We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others."

He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.

On the plus side, wearing a protective mask at the Lottery Party will be a big hit.

Too soon

Baby Red-lipped batfish (Ogcocephalus darwini) "Okay, who got her this mad?" 😂 #DeepSea #DeepOcean #OceanMystery #Underwater #Reels #ROV #Nature #SeaCreatures TikTok video by Deep Ocean World

Me when it’s clear you didn’t bother reading our submission guidelines. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkUs4uxY/

His presidency really is the all-time grift. And he would take that as a complement.

Hi, #1 (with a bullet (to the head)) Sixers fan here, ready to watch my guys try to beat the Pacers, a tanking team with a better future, so that the Sixers can earn the right to be swept by the Celtics or Pistons in the first round of the playoffs.

NBA action: It's FANtastic.

Screenshot if series of tweets by the Pope condemning poverty, the wealth gap, and war.

Wut you got, JD?

Dear future: Sorry about AI - The Boston Globe We're in the first chapter of the AI story. Every future generation will have to deal with what comes next.

An excellent Billy Baker essay, written, word for word, by the always excellent Billy Baker.
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And I can’t just simply not watch because my fandom is a disease and I am riddled with it.

It’s always devastating having to watch the Sixers, but tonight will be about as bad as it gets.

Fingers crossed he’s back to himself by the Lottery Party.

Unbelievable.

My email reply to Pennywise cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

Using the Epstein Files to distract us from the failing war. #4Dchess

Also, Ruffini sent this tweet like 20 minutes before Trump threatened to murder a civilization.

Tom Tom Selleck Club fan here.

Thank god for TACO Tuesday.

I see we’re handing it to Tucker Carlson today, so time to bring back this one: