Lies
Posts by DeadSirious2.0
I’m late.
Wonder if your snack allowance and my snack allowance are the same…
Perhaps you’ll take better care of this wagon?
All about the nerd life 🤓
Well at least you got to see.
Hope they have photographic memories.
We said goodbye to some banger pics but that’s what happens when you fumble.
Your trampoline? Maybe. Your pogo stick? Absolutely.
Sounds like a good evening!
Reminds me, I need to take something down…
Block them.
I’m cleaning house today. Any pics or videos with under 69 likes are going to go 💨 tomorrow.
What’s the matter? You haven’t touched any of the pics I’ve fed you…guess you’re no longer hungry. Maybe I should just take them all somewhere else where they’ll be appreciated.
Happy Birthday, love!
I’m sure you could give me a few pointers…
How hard are you gonna push me?
Birthday gifts keep on cumming.
Stretch me so I think of you every time I sneeze.
What about em?
We ain’t sleeping…
Blow on what?
Yup. Alt text was distracted for sure.
It’s the moan for me…
It shouldn’t but I could.
Nooooo lol
Sorry, the bubbles love to cockblock.
Cover you in icing and let’s celebrate 🎉
He’s baaaaack…your ass I mean.