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Posts by DeadSirious2.0
I’m late.
3 hours ago
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Wonder if your snack allowance and my snack allowance are the same…
6 hours ago
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Perhaps you’ll take better care of this wagon?
17 hours ago
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All about the nerd life 🤓
17 hours ago
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Well at least you got to see.
17 hours ago
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Hope they have photographic memories.
18 hours ago
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We said goodbye to some banger pics but that’s what happens when you fumble.
18 hours ago
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Your trampoline? Maybe. Your pogo stick? Absolutely.
1 day ago
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Sounds like a good evening!
1 day ago
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Reminds me, I need to take something down…
1 day ago
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Block them.
1 day ago
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I’m cleaning house today. Any pics or videos with under 69 likes are going to go 💨 tomorrow.
1 day ago
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What’s the matter? You haven’t touched any of the pics I’ve fed you…guess you’re no longer hungry. Maybe I should just take them all somewhere else where they’ll be appreciated.
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Happy Birthday, love!
2 days ago
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I’m sure you could give me a few pointers…
2 days ago
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How hard are you gonna push me?
2 days ago
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Birthday gifts keep on cumming.
3 days ago
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Stretch me so I think of you every time I sneeze.
3 days ago
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What about em?
3 days ago
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We ain’t sleeping…
4 days ago
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Blow on what?
4 days ago
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Yup. Alt text was distracted for sure.
4 days ago
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It’s the moan for me…
4 days ago
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It shouldn’t but I could.
4 days ago
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Nooooo lol
5 days ago
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Sorry, the bubbles love to cockblock.
5 days ago
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Cover you in icing and let’s celebrate 🎉
5 days ago
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He’s baaaaack…your ass I mean.
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