A conspiracy in misleading advertising

just had to use scissors to open a stick of cheese #newlow #rockbottom

why are they called spice girls when they arent even being put into a pumpkin pie

My toaster starts smoking every time I put pencil shavings in it am I even allowed to do ANYTHING

Tangy

Thanks. I did it before you gave me advice. Kind of a hashtag # wild animal. Kind of a lunatic dont come near me. Dont touch me

can you toast sourdough bread

Stop dissing nut milk

come back. post more. I need you

I know

I love my friends

Eating pizza in a white dress shirt. (pizza sauce is red) Living it on the edge. (red sauce stains white shirts) This is the only thrill in life.

This turned out SO nice and I'm so happy to be a fish in it

I am quite normal about Ponyo

you are my favorite bluesky poster

Ok but if you harness my ancient otherworldly dark magic I'm gonna be really mad

ok you know WAY too much (sound of loading ammo into something)

what do you know about my giant red jewel that I hold

chips ahoy is literally lame

chips ahoy is literally lame, you HAVE to agree

Axel, Hyder, and Doublune's Dreams of Family

Christmas

Haha ewwwwwwwww

I like it

A brown bunny stands on hind legs in front of a lit Christmas tree, surrounded by colorful wrapped presents.

yea im the type of freak that will reply to a @kthnx.lethallava.land.ap.brid.gy post within the first 2 minutes of it being posted

Friendship Song YouTube video by Pogney

My meal www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnFA...

I love you Greg the Sorcerer

nananana that's how you sound

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