But what are the people behind you on the plane supposed to watch?

Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at yosemite. my job was turning sasquatches nonbinary.

White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.

I don't know how else to say this. This is a huge fucking deal that will ripple through the economy for decades, and severely impact every US citizen.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Come on guys, he grew up in South Africa during Apartheid. Hitler was probably a childhood hero of his.

Hey crypto-pals! Be sure to stay on the lookout for any crypto pump-and-dumps that you might see out there.

Did you know, some people use them for money laundering and ponzi scheming at the same time??

Nintendo has spoken

Oh, God! It all makes sense now!

Me: Why are people always surprised when they find out I'm straight?

Also Me:

So I know nobody asked, but the premier episode of "Nobody Asked" just dropped and it's scratching the "Mythbusters" itch for me, while being more modern and silly. Highly recommend.

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Tough Thanksgiving news to report:

My parents are officially carpet-on-toilet people. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers.

Reportedly, Gaetz said the decision was made so that he could spend more time with kids.

I hope they just hug it out up there. Show everyone that punching isn't the answer.

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