May 2024 ➡️ May 2025. 42kg down in a year. Very much still a work in progress, but very proud of how far I’ve come in the last year. No more Jimbo moon face 🌚

Going to try and make my BlueSky a thing… hi everyone (again) 👋

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Someone I follow on Instagram has done a big story about how taking their Christmas tree down was such an emotional experience for them…

When you draw the short straw for Family Secret Santa…

Merry Christmas you beautiful bunch 😘

This is a very accurate visual representation of how I feel knowing that there’s still two days in school before the Christmas break 🤮

Hope that the producers of #ImACeleb realise that they don’t need divisive, snake oil salesman politicians in the Jungle for us to watch it.

This has been the best series in years!

Wasn’t a “chunk” when he was messaging me pictures of him leather cheerio was I? 🤣

Clearly can’t handle rejection though 🤦🏻‍♂️ bless

Not well. I want to add the first 4 pictures he sent were all of his arsehole and not even his face… so we got off to a bad start anyway 🤣

Sent a picture, I didn’t reply, and he blocked me. Fair enough.

Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…

Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯

Thank you!

I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad ✌️

Back from Geneva. Plane landing was bumpy as fuck. Police met us at the gate. Got on. Arrested a fella.

Eventful flight had by all.

Having a great time being a super, über, mega nerd @ CERN 🤓

Any suggestions for anything to do in Geneva would be more than welcome.

Never been before and hoping to have a little down time this week!

Thank youuuu!

Thank you!

3.5 stone off since May! Proud of my little self.

The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bedroom like this

Coleen Rooney to reboot Crimewatch when she leaves the jungle. #ImACeleb

SHOULDVE BEEN A TOP FIVE THOUGH. RAGING. #DragRaceUK

It’s La Voix’s to lose now. #DragRaceUK

This girls surname sounds like what you’d call yourself when you’re the first one in the queue for the buffet. #universitychallenge

These are unreal. 🤤

From now on I would like to be addressed as this. Thank you.

Just posting the mustache as my welcome to BlueSky 🤣👋