Where’d you get this pic of me?

This just makes sense.

Been a while since I’ve posted. Sorry.

Thanksgiving turkey? Not a fan.

I think Oasis is using Petzval lenses for concert footage which leading me to probably buying a Petzval lens for something, I don’t know what.

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social please cast me as the Daily Planet video journalist always asking Jimmy to do reporter video.

I’m aging and balding and it isn’t fair that I’m not getting better looking like Jude Law is while doing both.

You know you can like different Supermen at the same time, right? Like, you aren’t restricted to liking only one Superman. You can like as many as you want. George Washington invented America so you had that right.

Hmm. Opened Bluesky and I haven’t seen someone die violently in a few minutes. Different place!

Every work meeting now.

I’m sort of exhausted.

I’m not telling people I’m tired, but there will be signs.

I don’t trust a man with a Bluetooth earpiece.

Okay I’m back. Everyone can breath a sigh of relief.

This alt headline is amazing and I wish the LA Times stopped stunting excellence like this.

I don’t like to brag, but Spider-Man chilled on my couch tonight eating strawberries.

In high school I had a box full of secrets (nudie mags) and my dad found it when cleaning out the closet and he just asked if I wanted to keep it and I said no and he said he wouldn’t tell my mom and that was it. True bro moment.

Anyway, I get what Trump is going through.

Washed my AirPods. Now they are broken. Why do bad things happen to dumb fucking idiots like me?

i say this as someone who doesn’t care about succession: we lost something when we normalized not caring about spoling shit for other people

The worst thing about this app for me is I don’t have enough co-workers on here to see me shit talk work and passive aggresively say it’s driving me to a dark place for them to maybe tell a boss there’s an issue and then a boss would reach out with concern and I know that’s childish but let me be.

Does the new Little Mermaid reveal where their parts are? Been waiting for decades for the answer.

Don’t worry, Suez Canal. They’ll be there soon.

The teacher in Cocomelon can get it and I don’t feel ashamed enough about that.

I saw the pics. I SAW THE SECRETS.

alright, fuck it. anybody who follows and shares this post gets a free sketch. let's see how dumb this idea is.

I went this route. bsky.app/profile/mrmarkpotts.com/...

So sorry, Molly.

A Times reporter gets a lesson in stunt driving. Next stop: 'Fast & Furious 11'? Vin Diesel, take note: Mark Potts can now do a 180-degree spin. He's ready to join the family.

For the Los Angeles Times, I went to stunt driving school so I could learn some sweet tricks and get in the next “Fast and Furious” movie. Let me join the family, cowards.

Having not watch Succession, I’m very confused about what’s happening this season.