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Bubbly Washing Machine got 🥈in Tristrike Tuesdays #58! ggs to everyone we played 💚

@nyrjesse.bsky.social - SUPER INKJET WARLORD
@okaysaffra.bsky.social - full of joy + drinks
@poochui.bsky.social - mii trade
brambles - needs a 6'2 bamboo who reads queer literature and drinks matcha

#compsplatoon

1 day ago 28 6 0 0

Huge vouch for these guys! Three of my favorite people to play this game with, I’m excited to continue to see them grow together.

(wraith trapped me in his basement and is making me write this against my will, send help)

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

Making pickups is so exhausting dude I just wanna play the game

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
How to Start Competitive Splatoon in 2026
How to Start Competitive Splatoon in 2026 YouTube video by Wraith

Very proud of how my first long form scripted video came out. I really hope I can help more people get into the scene with this. #compsplatoon #splatuber

2 weeks ago 102 42 4 4

People are using heavy to have constant map control through over-tuned painting abilities. vheavy’s kit is almost perfect for that, but deco is spending a minute of the game inside a very mediocre special that can’t paint

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Also, I tried inkline. I find it lame as shit lol, gonna focus on being *the* Bulbz representative in the west instead. I have a lot of work to do, but someday I think I can get there.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

My first actual post on here, but with my recent A41 and TST wins I’m feeling very motivated lately to push into midlevel. Play-wise I think I’m already there, just need to stay focused and it’ll happen before I know it. And I want to do so while playing with mostly low-level eligible players

3 weeks ago 5 0 1 0
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Mischievous Moggers (+Jesse) won Tristrike tuesday!!! (div 3 cap)
Modo Serio - "La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar"
@maractuscactus.bsky.social - "yes pratato, yaoi is boys kissing"
@nyrjesse.bsky.social - "bulbz > inkline"
Pratato - "no No NO WE'RE GONNA LOSE WE'RE GONNA LOSE"

4 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

But the season isn’t over. You still have two weeks to learn, improve, and most importantly have fun. After all, you now have the role of playing spoiler against your next two opponents!

1 month ago 2 1 1 0

The unfortunate part of a 2-team playoff system is that after even only 3 weeks a couple teams can already be mathematically eliminated, but keep your heads up! It might not have shown on the scoresheet but at least to me, you guys held your own and showed that you belong here.

1 month ago 2 1 1 0

USF Goats!

some really unfort connection issues but was still epic

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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Absolution went 5-3 vs USF gold in week 3 of LUTI tonight! Had some super close games! We are all too tired for quotes lol
@wraith.weebsandotako.ink dualie that actually kills
@nyrjesse.bsky.social his ink jets r really good
@kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink dyna-dread
@sprii.bsky.social training horses

1 month ago 20 8 2 0
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Absolution won our week 2 LUTI set 5-2 vs Unmusique! ggs!
@wraith.weebsandotako.ink vdualie is my ex, im with dapples now
@nyrjesse.bsky.social these games will take years off my life
@kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink im kudzoo
@sprii.bsky.social ledge strong
#compsplatoon

1 month ago 24 6 2 1
Screenshot of a looking for coach post that says- Hi! I'm looking for an 18+ dapple coach to help me learn it for comp! I'll be running blue or brown and have no intention to play vdap at all. I'd prefer a midlevel player, but I'm open to players around my level with a high xp and coaching experience.

I'm currently div 6, with a peak xp of 2500 jp, and I've been essentially a vdualie 1 trick the whole time I've been in comp. I want to switch to something with more aggressive potential, but have a hard time breaking out of my ingrained dualie habits. I'm 26, practice a lot in both solo and comp settings, am very receptive to feedback,  and like to take an active role in finding solutions to my problems with the help of a coach. I have goals to be low level banned and reach 2700 by the end of the year. 

Hmu!!!

Screenshot of a looking for coach post that says- Hi! I'm looking for an 18+ dapple coach to help me learn it for comp! I'll be running blue or brown and have no intention to play vdap at all. I'd prefer a midlevel player, but I'm open to players around my level with a high xp and coaching experience. I'm currently div 6, with a peak xp of 2500 jp, and I've been essentially a vdualie 1 trick the whole time I've been in comp. I want to switch to something with more aggressive potential, but have a hard time breaking out of my ingrained dualie habits. I'm 26, practice a lot in both solo and comp settings, am very receptive to feedback, and like to take an active role in finding solutions to my problems with the help of a coach. I have goals to be low level banned and reach 2700 by the end of the year. Hmu!!!

Looking for a dapple coach!! #compsplatoon

1 month ago 24 11 3 2
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Absolution won our week 1 LUTI set 5-2 vs Malibu Rising! GGs!
@wraith.weebsandotako.ink"Who let me be in charge?"
@sprii.bsky.social"Can I take my clothes off for this drip pic?"
@kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink"We don't lose when I'm on dread"
@nyrjesse.bsky.social"Excuse me, Bulbz is my wife, not my gf"

1 month ago 23 6 1 0
How to improve your positions with Bulbz
How to improve your positions with Bulbz YouTube video by Oops All Bows

Our first video is now up GO WATCH!! youtu.be/UyQYh5dEZ-A?...

2 months ago 46 14 0 1

hell yeah

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Absolution ft. @realdisko.bsky.social placed 4th overall in A41 #55 tonight! and we didn't even say "slime them" once smh
@wraith.weebsandotako.ink Vdualies
@nyrjesse.bsky.social Bulbz tri stringer
@realdisko.bsky.social Stickerz stamper
@kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink gg slider
#compsplatoon

2 months ago 24 7 4 0