Yup!

Tumblr post: "there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in a academic context. Like I just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums and one's like 'of course there was a Paleolithic bear cult in northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eye and says "I'll kill you in real life, kevin". Reply post is a screenshot of some printed text that says "the Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled.

"autism isn't a disability because you aren't totally helpless, in fact it's a superpower"

you're so right, i could super-kick you in the nuts right now

😍😍😤

I wish I had the "good at engineering ' autism and not the "obsessed with jRPGs" autism

A table setting of sesame chicken and hot and sour soup.

Had a lil solo lunch.

Just YouTube and vibes here!!

oh nooo that's the weed that makes you gay & horny!

Ready, with every fiber of my being and every ounce of my soul, for work to finally cave and allow a four day work week.

A long haired cat with half lidded eyes and an agape mouth, looking heavily sedated.

Happy 4/20, friends ✌🏻

Image is the Bugs Bunny Tuxedo meme. The text reads "I wish all food delivery personnel a very stay safe and get that money."

Shout out to the Doordashers, Uber Eaters, Postmaters, Instacarters, those who actually are employed by the restaurant/grocery directly, and anyone else i missed, on this #420

A selfie of me in my bathroom mirror, holding my phone up to take the picture. I’m wearing a grey shirt with the Jäegermeister logo and my pup collar.

Sigh, Monday. I need a trim and to feel less bloated. And bigger biceps. I think those would be neat.

You and me both. That ass would have me at standstill too, tho 😵‍💫

Ain’t he tho?

My boyfriend Dusty sprawled out in a messy bed with a light red shirt covering his groin. He’s rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

The Awakening of the Bean 🫘 @cappypappy.bsky.social

Singing Demolition Lovers with my Jennifer Coolidge Impression | My Chemical Romance Karaoke YouTube video by MyChemicalWindex

Um? 😭 youtu.be/iKWHUFRZwuQ?...

I feel this!! I looove Firehouse.

Goddd I wanna grab it 😮‍💨

Woof!

Oh you know it does big guy 😍

I’m excited to check it out!

They are!

Can’t wait to experience it!

Noted!!

Yessssss

A screen shot of me lifting my shirt on my OBS.

My huge jugs and I need something a bit more stimulating than Fatal Frame tonight and I’ve never played Cyberpunk 2077 soooooooo you do the math #twitch #gaymer #comehangout #cyberpunk2077

A true beauty!

I like em! They got a spicy one that’s real good

I’ll be committing seppuku, but not before I finish my footlong meatball hoagie from Firehouse Subs™️.

a man in a black shirt is holding a microphone and making a funny face . Alt: A dude tapping the head of a mic

Mic check 😈😂