And I don’t remember why you aren’t.

My favorite too. Nothing like looking into a guy’s eyes as I pound away at his hole.

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wWhile my second friend and the hot Grindr guy finished in my bedroom. 😅🤷‍♂️🍆🍆🍆🍆

Invited a friend over. He invited a hot dude from Grindr. So to keep it even, I invited another friend over. The first friend left, and I again grew bored with only three, so I invited a new guy over to play one on one in the living room.

Odd-numbered sex groups are a social minefield. Everyone deserves their own playmate, which is why even numbers should become the standard.

Threesomes? Awkward as hell. The bigger the odd-numbered group, the less weird it gets—but let’s just say this realization made for one twisted Tuesday night.

Just got home. So horny. I have a hardon from peeing! 💦🍆

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I'm just getting started #Peek-a-boo

Checking upward mobility on this thing #TreeHuggerStrength