i wouldn't be mad about the two bucks but i did hate the email announcement about it

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imagine a world where you don't have to wait to buy onions

trying to come up with something about the sustainability-focused bcorp shoe company pivoting to AI and imagining a world where i don't need to wait to buy onions but my brain is having a hard time coping with the entire world

Opinion | Don’t Use A.I. to Do This

"Imagine a world where you don’t have to wait to buy onions. It’s here."

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

#notallbirds

“Now I have the Gooch ping me my butt location” is the kind of sentence I aspire to every day 🥇

They tried so hard to make this headline shorter but there just wasn’t a way to do it.

some travel stuff i had originally booked in february for a trip next month is actually cheaper now so i'm just going to cancel those reservations and re-book and also revel in the fact that my last minute lifestyle is completely vindicated

pretty sure i've never listened to geese or goose and at this point i think it's too late for me

i am a lutheran but i think the pope should be allowed to challenge world leaders to single combat

i must admit recent events have made me even less excited about having to pay the federal government a thousand dollars this week

30 Rock exchange: Liz Lemon says “That’s layer! Maybe we’ll be dead by then!” fo which a producer responds, “Mmm, that’d be great”

Shared in one of my group chats re: two weeks

got an email today that i’m in the drop to buy 2028 olympics tickets next week so now with everything else going on i’m supposed to plan for something further ahead than i ever have in my life

seems like at a certain point we should be able to do like a citizen's hague

started to randomly feel sort of sick today and my brain is bullying me about it. like ooh the world is falling apart but now your tummy is upset???

infrastructure week

more like april madness am i right

okay people online talking about the drama (2026) like it’s unhinged need to watch weirder movies

(this tweet is for no one; i’m feeling deranged today)

thinking about her (madison evergiven)

has anybody considered that maybe the moon doesn’t want us to look at her butt?

can’t believe i maybe got spoiled on the drama (2026) by seeing a trending topic on threads, an app i have almost never opened on purpose to begin with

trying to track mental health symptoms is fun like i feel like my mood is up overall but i can’t remember earlier in the year did i believe fundamentally that anyone would care if i live or die

does bsky have locked accounts yet?what am i supposed to do when i have a brain observation that’s too dark for main feed but i dont have sad twitter

let them eat cake (the horse's name is them)

four tribal councils

begging the mta to bring back a monthly metrocard situation because the weekly capping does not work.
at least bring back a way to let me see track all my omny transactions, surely they can come up with a way to do that again but less broken and bad for privacy right. please trains

all i want for christmas is some external validation and a way to make a bunch more money

tfw tomorrow is my one weekly remote day so i don’t have to wake up as early so i stay up way too late doing nothing useful

gotta say i'm starting to suspect the american health care system might be bad