Wee Krümel and Darth Grunzl getting baked #proofofcat #catsofbluesky

Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.

Coward. She knows what she's doing

Congrats dude... But hope all is well soon and take it easy!!

Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease

May we never hear from you again.

a man in a suit and tie is looking at a cartoon of people holding hands in front of a rainbow and sun . Alt: Gif of Lionel hutz imagining a world without lawyers where everyone is joyous and holding hands and dancing

"F1 without Christian Horner??"

A classic ...

#FingerpostFriday

I don't know why he isn't called Jason Statham in all his films. His niche is Jason Statham and fair play I say.

The Bulbous Bow is back! Frickin' finally!

Think the same of Beckham. Like, dude, you could live hundreds of times over as an outrageously wealthy man with your bank balance.
Why are you shilling for the big bucks? You don't drink Stella, you don't need to do ads for Dubai or whatever. Stop now

Big contemplation face

A truly lovey human. Just a pure soul

I think my sexuality is also him. Damn

The 'mare' in 'nightmare' was a female demon who suffocated people by sitting on their faces.

She's gone full ewok right there

Frickin' yikes

You called, what's going on?

Really clear link there. Apologies for the twittering

I haven't seen many as I just don't get it and it ain't my thing. But this one is a thing I go back to so often
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Well done Boob

a man in a yellow t-shirt is standing in a room with a batman sign . ALT: a man in a yellow t-shirt is standing in a room with a batman sign .

I'm hooked af already

a white cat with a black spot on its head is sitting on a rug in a living room . ALT: a white cat with a black spot on its head is sitting on a rug in a living room .

"don't tell anyone I told you this ok"

Now that's my kind of food description. I'm hooked after the first sentence