penguins lost and I saw a rat walking home so WHATEVER

between hockey and the pitt I feel like I just did a LOT of drugs and there’s no way I can go to sleep right now jesus christ

bad loss, lucky they got a point out of it, whatever. I’m going to go be uncomfortable and miserable offline now.

well anyways

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there is virtually no way they’re winning this in the shootout. I’ll eat my fuckin words if they do but my god

I’m begging the penguins to get it together for this game, my god

the two things aren’t related for once but

anyways I’m watching the penguins and contemplating a swift death.

imagine waking up to see that someone started an illegal war while wearing your favorite hat. that’d suck so bad

woke up wanting to die bc of shingles, and then also from The Horrors. as one does.

I’m supposed to be on my way to key west rn for a bachelorette party for my future SIL but instead I got shingles for the second time as a 30 something adult. what a life.

have seen entirely too many clips of gustavsson puking on the ice. would love a world where I can never truthfully utter that statement ever again.

being forced back into the office after six years of NOT is absolute hell. it’s only twice a month and it’s still absolute hell.

today has felt a million hours long. I made dinner at 4pm. am I 32 or 82 hard to say

combined there’s half a brain cell still firing in this picture, and even that might be generous

god I love/hate sports

sid looked like he aged ten years in the past two weeks and I’ve never felt more insane.

the absolute cruelest thing ever lmao they all look like they want to be dead and or kill someone.

HOLY FUCK

I would rather be ran over by a snow plow than experience another OT

I do emphatically miss livetweeting games and shit like that though. that hellsite is useless anymore in general but especially for things like that. so idk maybe this is where it’s at. I miss when social media was actually useful.

it’s crazy how my interest in hockey took a complete 180 this year. watching games no longer feels like someone is holding a gun to my head.

this is so funny that I had to post it here even though I haven’t posted anything in three months. I need every single one of my social media friends to see this.

I got home to a letter from the elections office telling me I received one singular write in vote to win inspector in a pittsburgh district, and now I have to accept. this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.

death taxes and pitt being pitt

constantly lurking, constantly forgetting to post anything of substance

I’m going tomorrow for some insane reason (I want a Mac Miller bobblehead)

early birthday dinner called for a giant eagle birthday cake because sometimes you just need it, okay?