Whatcha say ma boy? You wanna know what's in this coffin?
Now I says I says
Heaven or hell

Yoshi needs his own Bananza which I hope he gets someday but I’m glad his 2D games are fun

a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

Keep being bored 🙏🔥

Some are seriously saying Miyamoto should be fired for this. God talk about childish and petty.

Unfortunately

"users a choice in their experience" and then make carousel image layout mandatory with no way to turn it off.

I love choosing my experience ❤️

Foghorn Leghorn looking like he's about to fight Sol Badguy

It took these lazy fuckass losers years just to even have a fucking draft save feature and even then it’s still almost useless since you can’t save replies as drafts

how you know zohran mamdani is doing well. the billionaires and capitalist class fucking us all over are scared

And I love it

Wait what happened?

Facts

It'd be nice to get a writer on Amazing Spider-Man who isn't a raging misogynist.

How sweet! 🙏❤️

Did Elly give him that by any chance?

Oh 🤣

He is!!!! 🙏🥹

Don’t you mean 3?

Aww how cute!!!

Spider-Man BND writers are like "I want to get back to classic Spider-Man stories" then have Spider-Man face off against Cthulu while interacting with a supporting cast no one has seen before, before ultimately throwing Peter out of the book to make a supervillain the main character.

Fair

and yet even with all of that friction my ass keeps persevering either because i'm stupid or stubborn after months and months of the federal govt declaring random brown trans person of the week as enemy number one & i can still see others' humanity enough to not need a toy. why can't you

like don't you think i would love to live in a numb little bubble where i could just game and game and game and not have to worry about ICE being out to fucking throw my ass in a death compound or whatever the newest anti trans screeds are that tell ppl like you that i'm some kind of extremist

and yet somehow *i'm* the killjoy or the wokescold here who's just purely out here to deny you a good time or good feelings. thats really what he's saying here is how dare you make me feel things, when i would rather not. fucked up thing is i understand that impulse better than he does

i really cant be civil with someone who goes well you got your 'child labor' phone so let me have my 'airstrikes on hospitals in Yemen since 2015' console, because there's no fucking 'balance' to be achieved in how you talk like this. in a way it means you're defending *both* of those evils

the AIPAC point is illuminating because again its like, people ARE seeking out representatives of working class interests who dont take that money, that was the whole point of those abdul el-sayed rallies, its why the press spent 3 weeks riding hasan's nuts. but as a whataboutism over games its bunk

i find it a severely uninformed yet incredibly cynical turn that he only sees fit to bring up israel committing a genocide in gaza as a gotcha against iphones as if people werent out there adhering to BDS when he's already made it clear he doesnt fucking believe in caring about people over games

"Reading up on real-world history reveals a litany of sins, globally, none of which are ever addressed," he adds. "America, for example, is a nation built on stolen land, made rich through the labour of stolen people. Should we therefore boycott everything created by the USA? Do you realise your mobile phone contains cobalt, which is mined using child labour? Or that Apple's $2 billion acquisition of Israeli firm Q.ai now directly connects every iPhone to the genocide in Gaza? Or that large numbers of US politicians receive funding from AIPAC and thus are complicit in the Gaza genocide? Are you boycotting paying your taxes because of this?"

oh apparently he kept going?? this is the exact type of dude who is brain broken enough to think people cant care about more than one thing. you know what lets make this a thread, i got time today since your dork ass wants to act cute

ive never called anyone a bad person or tried to make them feel bad over Evo or COTW or EWC sportswashing or something but given that this is really how you feel where you think human rights issues are "irrelevant nonsense" and your treats are more important maybe I should start

some people act like ive been making up a guy, this whole time when ive been consistently critical of the ppl who just fold & comply in advance or were never even interested in trying to avoid benefitting MBS in some way. like he's right there. and there's a bunch of ppl who believe what he believes