Then ban tobacco entirely, ez

The Hunt for Gollum is not though, and I'm still holding a grudge against Jackson for Faramir, no scouring, and for not making The Hobbit 2 movies instead of 3 (and no mine rollercoaster rides, plz)

Why wont sharks eat Lawyers?
Professional courtesy

Hey look, it's (rich) welfare bludger season

But Radagast and the Blue Wizards will turn up on a chariot run by rabbits and *checks notes* moles or some shit, that'll keep the kids engaged in an entirely boring and pointless story?

Surely the big issue here is why we're giving driving licences to feral pigs, and what they're up to at night in Moree.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

Headline from the AFR "Time to end welfare for the wealthy, says big business"

You mean the superannuation tax breaks? No?
You mean the CGT discount? No?
You mean the fossil fuel subsidies? No?
You mean the free gas for multinationals? No?
You mean the failure of the PRRT? No?
You mean the tax dodging trusts? No?
You mean the lack of a wealth tax? No?

No you mean the NDIS FFS

maybe someday we’ll have nice things too

You can help here www.catefaehrmann.org/gwydir_turtles or here (NSW only residents) www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/la/Pages/ePe...

#auspol

Australia put a social media ban on teens, yet did nothing at all about X being a literal csam production and distribution website

Every cop out on CGT and negative gearing means less help for Australians trying to afford a home.

Instead of buckling at the first hint of pressure from the property industry, Labor needs to show some courage.

Scrap the massive CGT discount on property investments.

Pfft, who needs regulations anyway

When ‘the birdman’ of St James tunnel died, Sydney commuters streamed past his body for days Exclusive: The strange and lonely death of Bikram Lama exposes a glaring gap in homelessness services. What hopes and dreams brought him to Australia, and what went wrong?

Bikram Lama

Real chicken/egg conundrum

Headline from the Australian newspaper Iran’s media cheer squad can’t stomach trump’s success by Chris mitchell

Meanwhile, in the “what’s in the water” newsroom at the Australian, Rupert Murdoch’s view of the US burning its global alliances and savaging the world economy becomes more detached from reality and common sense every day.

We're organizing yelling at people stopping progress, apologies if it wasn't clear to you, we'll use smaller words next time

The stocks, as well as tarring and feathering are also still valid, turns out there's a lot of spare farm produce available

Banks say hi, you dummy

That sure is a sentence, "both" you say

“A weak parent who couldn’t report their child to the police? A mood seems to be growing on the right of politics to deport the relatives of serious criminals. But of course they don’t mean in every case”: Stewart Lee on Elizabeth II

NEW STEWART LEE column

Good luck, we tried the same with a street cat who clearly wanted indoors,I'd argue his fear of abandonment was the main theme we got from it

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed.

UNICEF just needs to release the hostages

Australian tiktok and JJ crossover must be minuscule, only marketing gen X ers?

People RTing this need to learn some fucken history, regional hegemony and cold war fighting were a thing

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

When Colbert teams up with @sydneykamlager.bsky.social @meidastouch.com, you never know what will happen.
She is a flamethrower. 🔥🔥

Two elderly east Asian women, saying Australia is disappearing and worrying about farmers (from a point in Victoria that is the most away from farmers, socially, economically and distance), and saying they'll vote for Pauline Hanson's One Nation

I loved this article, entirely speaking to the Libs, including these two whose comments are astoundingly wealthy:
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

The life of a political columnist in four parts 😂

....you're not aware of America's litigation of local content quotas in other countries, are you