I think we all should just crack open a good Josta and put on “WWF: The Music Vol 4” instead tonight.

Ellen was one of my grad school professors.

For all of the comments in the thread reflecting on her genuineness through their experiences with her on social media, please know that genuineness was also just as true in real life.

You mean the book about decadent constructions and kings who did evil in the eyes of the Lord?

It was right there in the triangle all along.

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I rotate which national meeting I go to each year, and I always get FOMO for the one I didn’t go to that year.

Geno about to have Philly and the entire state of South Carolina after him. I would flee the country if that were me.

Geno about to have Philly and the state of South Carolina after him for trying to clap at Dawn.

Now let's do this for our favorite CFB message board posts.

Shooting 3s is a premier life skill.

@jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social It’s a crime that the Oscars were last night.

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That's a wrap for Presbyterian College at the 2026 @asbmb.bsky.social Annual Meeting.

Being among the brightest minds in science, ASBMB provides a community where great discussions can be had between scientists at every career stage. And for that, I am thankful that we were able to take part.

I'm heading out for #ASBMB26 tonight. Look forward to seeing all of my science people, even if it's the first time! 🫡.

Working through a lab protocol with Gemini is 👌.

He really did lock up the boomer base when he made those gas station-sold ball caps a thing.

I don’t know what the nerve racking intensity of playing in Beast Games is like, but I have stood in front of an imager waiting from my blot to scan. So yeah, I get it.

I enjoy how the opening and closing Olympic ceremonies are pretty much like “We have something do you too, theater kids!”

I’d say the first round went pretty well!

When we’re reviewing pipetting accuracy in my teaching lab tomorrow, but art is also my passion.

They played Northwestern Law but ducked Medill? How do you feel about this as a Medill grad?

They must have read some dirt sheets and expect Cignetti to do a heel turn.

Agreed!

Also in the same vein: I know it’s not really vogue now and (maybe too LinkedIn-ish 🙃), but the “7 Habits of Highly Effective People” and the “4 Dimensions of Execution” have been good frameworks for our lab in holding us accountable toward completing our goals.

“I watch the real news with my wife”

Good news: the far left and far right are finding ground

Bad news: …..

Lemon, it’s January.

Literally the drunk uncle skit from Weekend Update

They mind as well order Robitussin.

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“The Fly” episode of Breaking Bad hits different when you spent the day cleaning your cell culture incubator because of contamination.