Yeah, because his on-base streak and scoreless inning streak are not at all noteworthy.

I hope he’s proud of the four taters, and 11 earned runs he gave up, leading to his 14.46 ERA.

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From the hellhole, never gets old:

The new guy knocked in the winning run and the other new guy gets the save. AF for the win.

@eephusblue.com as soon as Italy scored the fourth run , that meant USA what advance if they are what advance if they are playing a nine-inning game.

Yes, and it’s easier to convince yourself at 75, but today I’m good.

Light him up!

Santander is the new Rendon.

The same liars, like my cousin, said they were leaving when Kaepernick kneeled.

I’m more of a determined to eat at every Italian restaurant in North Beach kind of guy, but give up after three days because I’m never eating again.

So does eight-year-old me, collecting pop bottles in 1958 to cash in for batteries, so I could fall asleep listening to Vinny every night.

As I said on that other execrable site, the owners would’ve been crying for a salary cap, no matter who signed Kyle Tucker, and and at what price.

Every day I thank my mother and father for moving from Pittsburgh to Manhattan Beach,California in 1957,because they didn’t wanna deal with snow anymore.

The Rajah: “People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

And because that caused a delay in the trade, Arte Moreno threw a hissy fit and gave up the opportunity to have Stripling, Pederson and Pages for Luis Rengifo..

At least you don’t have to worry about the Dodgers getting the polar bear. They have a pretty good first baseman who, while aging, is still pretty clutch.

Sorry to hear your family’s not feeling well. I can empathize; my son picked the one rainy weekend to get married and all of us got quite ill with the bad cough that never seemed to go away. I’m finally fine but my wife still has the cough. Hang in there stuck up on lonzegrs and cold medicine.

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@eephusblue.com NY man (Sherman) goes ballistic because NY ball player not inducted into HOF. But all the posters on kid’s walls! Look at BR; only 5-7 great years.

I can’t stop watching game 7 highlights.

Don’t you think Suarez is more likely?They’d rather go short term.

Reminds me of that TV commercial with the older lady with Alzheimer’s dumping a bunch of salt in the pumpkin pie mix. Someone was sprinkling too long.

That guy’s numbers are so mid.

My thoughts, exactly.

I don’t remember that, but it must’ve been an old clip then, because Ron Silver‘s been dead for 16 years.

It’s only Mickey Mouse because your team didn’t get it, and there’s no hope this year.

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out