Cop: you have an outstanding warrant

Me: why thank you

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

Total Perspective Vortex The Total Perspective Vortex was a machine built with the intention of showing beings the infinity of creation, which became used as a method of torture. It first appeared in the Secondary Phase of Th...

@jackbern.bsky.social

Armando Iannuci's prize task for S21E2 is basically the Total Perpective Vortex.

hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Total_P...

@priceoffootball.bsky.social

Given that they can't make a shirt will the new Nike ball be round?

www.notmagic.co.uk/2023/02/14/p...

The wait is over: Eta’s arrival as head coach breaks barriers for women in football Hailed as a “trailblazer” by Sarina Wiegman, Marie-Louise Eta has been tasked with saving Union Berlin from Bundesliga relegation in a groundbreaking appointment

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I'm not convinced that looking for logic in the pronouncements of right wing think tanks is a productive use of anybody's time.

Money. They're thinking about their own money.

There's hundreds and thousands of them.

@henrymoeran.bsky.social

Silly silver numbers v silly gold numbers.

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

Solidarity

He needs a driver.

Middle-East War Hits Cricket Supply Chain, England's Domestic Season Disrupted Due To Shortage Of Balls England cricket has faced an unusual effect of the ongoing Middle East war, as the domestic season was disrupted due to a shortage of balls.

www.republicworld.com/cricket/midd...

Do we have Andy's full attention now?

@hellobuglers.bsky.social
@zaltzcricket.bsky.social

10.25 AM. UK National Grid is currently whacking out 65.8% output by wind alone, solar another 23.3%. We are generating 114% of our demand & exporting 10% (4.7GW) to Europe & also replenish our pumped storage supply - using 4%. Fossil fuel is only generating 7.9% of output.

#renewables #windpower

The Chief Executive is seriously called Mr Boss?

#NominativeDeterminism

In the interest of throwbacks: you've got to respect any team that recreates Maclise's Death of Nelson as a goal celebration.

#CPFC Always innovating

The Chief Executive of Bristol City Football Club is called Mr Boss.

Nominative determinism in action!

I don't think something can be classed as a "secret" if it's the subject of the main headline on The Guardian's sport pages?

"The municipality of time"?? Just casually dropped into a sport article on the BBC.

Is it where The Doctor lives?

#DoctorWho

Who should be cast as Mr Benn? (The shopkeeper is Matt Lucas, obviously)

Stormy landscape, by Penry Williams (1802-1885)

Tiny frogs like raw potatoes?

How is this BBC article more than 3 letters long?

Ah!

Trillian?

A picture of a dolphin leaping out of the ocean, it is nearly perfectly horizontal, 15 feet above the surface with no visible splash. It could easily be confused with flying upward, with no gravitational return to the sea in the future

our mismanagement of the environment has crossed the point of no return, the dolphins are leaving