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Posts by Flor

I’m late in seeing this, but as someone who became a widow unexpectedly in my 40s, I just want to say I’m so sorry and if you ever want to reach out (to a total stranger who knows this loss), I’m here.

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I’m so sorry for you. I know this pain, too, my partner died and it’s just incredibly hard.

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Happy and sad all at once! Love this story, don’t want it to end

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Love Love love this! Can’t wait to read the whole thing all over again

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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night ANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night
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Wherever possible please buy your books directly from authors and/or publishers. Even ebooks (then Amazon can't delete them either). We make a better cut and you get the same thing or better, plus Bezos and ilk don't get richer. Win win win.

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Yay will be good reading for the blizzard!

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I’m so invested in this story!

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Loving this story!

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Loving this!!!

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I am totally hooked! I love how it’s AU-ish, so so good!

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“i am running into a new year” by Lucille Clifton 

i am running into a new year
and the old years blow back
like a wind
that i catch in my hair
like strong fingers like
all my old promises and
it will be hard to let go
of what i said to myself
about myself
when i was sixteen and
twenty-six and thirty-six
even thirty-six but
i am running into a new year
and i beg what i love and
i leave to forgive me

“i am running into a new year” by Lucille Clifton i am running into a new year and the old years blow back like a wind that i catch in my hair like strong fingers like all my old promises and it will be hard to let go of what i said to myself about myself when i was sixteen and twenty-six and thirty-six even thirty-six but i am running into a new year and i beg what i love and i leave to forgive me

Lucille Clifton, always.

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Loving this!

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Soooo good! I’m hooked.

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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
-The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Edge of my seat!

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Wasn’t sure how this would sit with me, since my partner died last year. But I’m loving it, thanks, can’t wait for more!

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Same. When you find out why, lmk.

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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.

-The Onion

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. -The Onion

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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The thought, the words, the feeling, “I’ve missed you too,” catch in Olivia’s throat, unable to move past the shroud she’s woven of necessity, of longing, of grief.
“Yeah,” she offers instead, swallowing the truth and huffing softly, annoyed with herself for giving him even that much.

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Death of a partner/spouse

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