It’s a fucking beaut Pete

Get well soon King!

They’re calling Beard PokeHMOn in the Still Poddable group chat

They’re saying Pokémon Go to the ER

Nooo, he wasn’t Brandoning through the trade deadline, he was doing Patriotism

This the guy who killed Ramon Casiano?

Damb, congrats to that child and his early acceptance to Harvard Business School

FundaMMentals

“Well, Mr. Silver it’s a good news bad news situation. So, good news first — expected revenue growth of 2% for the quarter. Bad News - The Courts MAY give - and I wan t to stress theses are early figures — 10% of our viewing audience cyberpsychosis.”

***The court flashes a shade of Blue that God never meant for Man to see***

“And that’s another ‘BlueChew Two’ for VJ Edgecomb and the Sixers cut the Celtics lead to 11.”

Barely intelligible Hugo GOONzalez meme account when?

America getting more Pynchon every day baby!

My man had to do a real life Steamed Hams routine when he was unable to cook a fancy meal for his boss

Hell yeah, already getting reps on that lefty push shot! Congrats!

Given the right timeline, where Engels was been born in Webster Groves, MO and Marx in Methuen, MA,we’d be living under a Communist International that arose on the back of unhinged vitriol directed at JD Drew.

You reach, I preach

Frase gotta be a Fed. Almost entrapped me into posting something horny about Moira Quirk.

We call that a Major Penalty, because that’s five for fighting

Best of luck king. It’s truly a beautiful look. My dumbass can never get them to look good again after a single wash.

***deeply unwell Daft Punk voice***

Jeeeeaaaans
Machiiine

Celtics as CTE Tracks
Bodhisattva - JB
Razor Boy - Jordan Walsh
The Boston Rag - FastPP
Your Gold Teeth - White
Show Biz Kids - Luke and Sam
My Old School - Al
Pearl of the Quarter - Kristaps Pearlzingis
King of the World - JT