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Posts by Clumsy Mumsy

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

5 months ago 5748 1103 139 134
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Release the Epstein files!!!!

7 months ago 14558 4867 317 221
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A Timelapse of a kitten's growth.

8 months ago 6041 866 89 61

the problem with living in a super diverse neighbourhood is that regularly there are food smells that waft in my windows that make me want to go door to door and say "are you cooking? can I have some? can I have the recipe?"

utterly amazing curry scent wafting in right now and I want to die

8 months ago 5900 442 248 45
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Yes. Yes, it does.

8 months ago 26548 7424 643 319
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Remember when Madison Cawthrone said he was invited to republican "sex" parties and then they dropped like 20 embarrassing stories on him within a week and now he's gone

9 months ago 4841 1237 59 26
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: California is a donor state - we provided $83.1 billion more than we received from the federal government, the same year that Texas received $71.1 billion more than they provided to the federal government. 71% of the U.S. GDP comes from blue counties.

9 months ago 921 247 22 7
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Friendly reminder:

1 year ago 619 228 23 7
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Boat derangement syndrome

1 year ago 21507 5112 373 253

A larger percentage of Gen X voted for mango tits than Boomers did.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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I think we might know where all the missing Dem ballots went

This is Ethan Shaotran. He's one of Musk's DOGE takeover hackers

2 yrs ago he won the Berkeley AI Hackathon

But in 2000 won the HackGT7 with a ballot altering program called BallotProof

Here's the deep dive that he couldn't scrub....

1 year ago 6273 3682 593 1340

TO RECAP:
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this

1 year ago 3494 1037 135 49
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It gets worse.

This Signal situation is just the tip of the iceberg of incompetence in this administration.

1 year ago 35350 13129 1558 1038

Whatever happened to the "5 things " DoGe emails ? Talked to someone really smart who just left gov, who said all the emails bounced back as inbox full.

Already forgotten

Typical

Ready Fire Aim

1 year ago 43404 7398 1451 231

Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.

1 year ago 64561 20463 1626 971

In America today, Billionaires can offer voters a buy your vote option & a million dollar lottery yet in Georgia, your breaking state law if you offer someone water who's standing in a line on election day water on a polling site. Total Bat$hit bizarro world.

1 year ago 1602 213 13 6

Wild that Cyber Trucks are trash, SpaceX rockets are exploding all over, and X is a broken shit heap. Wonder if there’s anything in common.

1 year ago 9898 1811 245 73
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zuck wearing a shirt that says "aut zuck aut nihil"

zuck wearing a shirt that says "aut zuck aut nihil"

jay graber, bluesky ceo, wearing a shirt that says "mundus sine caesaribus"

jay graber, bluesky ceo, wearing a shirt that says "mundus sine caesaribus"

1 year ago 10141 1675 150 527

As a Nebraskan, we are so not used to our national politicians ever saying or doing the right thing.

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a man in a black hat is talking into a microphone and says i would never wanna do that ALT: a man in a black hat is talking into a microphone and says i would never wanna do that
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What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.

What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?

1 year ago 83355 20760 3178 743
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Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star.

Putin’s Poodle

1 year ago 16935 5345 528 379
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Trust me, bro.

1 year ago 67191 14212 3086 848

Senate Democrats are considering voting NO or delaying every Trump nominee as retaliation for his overreach on ending USAID.

Smash the RT if you SUPPORT this plan. ZERO votes from Democrats!!

1 year ago 12628 5786 1220 420
Grafitti

Grafitti

#StreetArt
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1 year ago 13999 2220 156 69
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Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy dancing naked in front of a window and getting his hairy nipple licked on reality TV.

This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.

1 year ago 7491 3837 953 670

This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.

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