sending so much love and blessings to any oomfs affected by the fires 🤍

scorpio - bruja perfume lab

now this?? love it. scorpio is my rising sign so i obviously had to try it. this has a more cologne-like opening than i’m used to but dries down to an unusual cherries-and-laundry scent that i really enjoy. i’m excited to wear this more in warmer months!

taurus - bruja perfume lab

as a taurus sun i really wanted to like this but alas. the coffee and rose are super present, i would say definitely try this if you like rose. i don’t, so this is a pass for me sadly.

tbh i bought it bc i wanted to smell skin and warm cotton but im super excited to smell everything else!

bought a clean reserve sample set from sephora for $14 thank you random sale 🙂‍↕️

you’re so pretty omg

man eater - bruja perfume lab

dark sexy fruity! the vanilla and smoke are definitely in the background on this but they do ground it and keep it from smelling like shampoo. perfectly named: it smells like a seductive 90s vampire who feasts on unsuspecting men. i just wish it was a little stronger!

desperately need to try this whoa…

first round of samples on their way to me in 2025 🤗

#sotn ended up with my beloved debaser 💚

stay strong soldier 🫂

i have a PhD in being single as fuck and i am here to report after gathering extensive research that you will in fact not die 🤓

i have lich rally no plans for this evening but i’m still hemming and hawing over what perfume i should wear to ring in the new year 🙃

i’m so sorry but “fire emoji” made me laugh
sending good comforting vibes your way 🫂

congratulations!!!

gorjusssss <3

having long nails drives me nuts sensorially but that first set makes me want to ignore that 😍

the real real needs a “weirdos” section. like peace and love i do not want to look at 50,000 chanel bags and work-appropriate dresses. where are all the pieces that look straight up inconvenient to wear. #fashionsky

better than a rug imo

i will be so seated (esp for the craft)

i studied abroad in london a few years ago and it always weirded me out how similar all of them looked… so finding out they’re all under a monopoly makes a TON of sense lmao

tbh i feel like the overconsumption conversation can be helpful/insightful but ppl tend to lead with snark so it never does anything productive 🙃 but yeah it happens so often that it’s exhausting atp

lmaooo fair, there were two separate ones, one about overconsumption and one about putting notes of like. bodily fluids etc in fragrances and ppl’s reactions. basically someone made secretions magnifiques 2.0 and a bunch of ppl are horrified by it

can’t wait for the day when someone gets on there and says phineas and ferb “stole perry the platypus’ youth”

a woman is laughing and saying " did everyone try the chicken ? i thought the chicken was lovely . " ALT: a woman is laughing and saying " did everyone try the chicken ? i thought the chicken was lovely . "

scrolling through The Discourse on the Other Website when you just want to see what perfumes ppl got for christmas truly feels like this

super milk deserves the attention but i need to speak up for my girl candy rain…! i originally tried it when i worked at lush bc it doesn’t have sulfates but the SMELL. sweet slightly woody tonka and it lasts in your hair for days. (caution: might be too thick for some hair types and contains nuts)

your hair looks amazing!!

whorechata - bruja perfume lab

mmmm yum yum YUM! takes a second to settle into the skin but once it does it’s so comforting. milky sweet with a little woods and musk. i’ve never smelled blanche bete but based on what i’ve seen people say about it i have to imagine this smells similar.

belated christmas #sotd: glossier you rêve with bruja perfume lab whorechata oil on pulse points ☺️

paimon - fantôme

idk how they made the hot sands note but it’s definitely in there as well as the parchment. it literally smells like hot paper and spices 😭 the vanilla comes through as it dries down which helps, but i don’t think this one is for me.