terrified large muscular jester

Learn something new everyday

Pretty funny question considering he absolutely refused to charge Trump for obvious treason

I'm sorry that i took down Bluesky due to being too sexy 😔

Doing the Lord's work

I'm hoping for a Bluetooth knife

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

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This would fix America...by making us so angry we finally snap

Oofta. Had a similar scare last year

Hose going into a drain. You can see the floor below through the drain

From the floor below perspective. You can see the hose hanging through the drain hole

Hey boss, got that drain unclogged for ya. She ain't getting clogged again anytime soon

Hose going into a drain. You can see the floor below through the drain

From the floor below perspective. You can see the hose hanging through the drain hole

Hey boss, got that drain unclogged for ya. She ain't getting clogged again anytime soon

A seagull being deflected by googly eyes on a container of fries

OI

As an engineer, yes

Don't worry. That's meat from humans

It's a sign that you haven't been poisoned enough yet

the capitol was invaded by exactly 7000 pedophiles who all own car dealerships

Also funny that he wants to build somewhere that will be underwater

Our reckless pursuit of the excesses and pleasures of AI rip the aether apart and birth Piss Jugman into the corporeal like the birth of Slaanesh

Bro that's some lame as fuck trolling

I got a real sneaky guy for grabbing stuff. I pay him in raw fish

Did they at least like the line, "Baggins bags another one"????

Pretty disappointed in Evers on this one. I'd rather see him due something about the price gouging in food deserts than moralize about sugar consumption

I fall asleep on the job and I'm the problem??!? Have you considered making it more fun to drive a semitruck????

I may be a narcissist but I'm the best narcissist you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting

It's pretty suspicious that there's been no casualties since that crew on a refueling aircraft exploded

The validity of this story requires you to believe the robert "leather golem" kennedy knows a perfect map of the middle east on sight and the locations of troop concentrations therein.

Foreboding for everyone else. Relief for me because it'll my first day off after working 50 hours. And my only day off until Saturday

"How much?" I ask as if there's a price I wouldn't pay