Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.
Posts by Mormon Satan
It's a mystery.
I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.
Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.
Sadly, somebody else did. The city put this fence and sign up because of the road work between the Mormon Church's 1.5B luxury mall and its headquarters.
Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.
He come across not as a “prophet to the nations,” but as a corporate administrator and cheerleader for a wealthy, insular religious community.
Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians?
Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
Can You Trust The Mormon Church?
In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.
Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.
It’s Mother’s Day!
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church.
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....
Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?
In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.
If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.
Lots.
A true church would lead the world in moral clarity.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
Great series.
Is that what most children do?
If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused,
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.
If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.
The whole thing is just sickening.
Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.
If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it?
The Mormon Church was.
....it still is.
“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.
In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.
Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.
If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?
Corn? Replaced with wheat.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.