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Posts by Mormon Satan

Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.

9 months ago 5 1 0 0
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. We are calling upon Senator Lee to resign from office for his cruel and divisive actions after the murder of MN Representative Hortman and her spouse, as well as the attack on Senator Hoffman and his ...

It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. act.betterutah.org/sign/its-tim...

9 months ago 75 20 5 1

It's a mystery.

10 months ago 4 0 1 0

I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.

10 months ago 12 0 1 0

Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.

10 months ago 10 1 0 0

Sadly, somebody else did. The city put this fence and sign up because of the road work between the Mormon Church's 1.5B luxury mall and its headquarters.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas?
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas? YouTube video by SciShow

Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...

11 months ago 16 2 0 0
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Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.

11 months ago 422 49 10 1

He come across not as a “prophet to the nations,” but as a corporate administrator and cheerleader for a wealthy, insular religious community.

11 months ago 3 0 0 0

Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians?

Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.

11 months ago 10 1 1 0
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11 months ago 18 1 6 0

In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.

11 months ago 64 15 8 2

Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.

11 months ago 15 0 0 0

It’s Mother’s Day!
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.

11 months ago 8 0 2 0

Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church.
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....

11 months ago 14 0 2 0

Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?

11 months ago 7 0 1 0

In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.

11 months ago 8 0 0 0

If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.

11 months ago 14 0 1 0

Lots.

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

A true church would lead the world in moral clarity.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.

11 months ago 12 0 0 0
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Great series.

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

Is that what most children do?

11 months ago 2 0 1 0

If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused,
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.

If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.

The whole thing is just sickening.

11 months ago 249 46 20 4

Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.

11 months ago 53 4 4 0

If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it?

The Mormon Church was.

....it still is.

11 months ago 42 2 4 0

“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.

11 months ago 6 0 1 0

In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.

11 months ago 78 9 6 0

Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.

11 months ago 571 41 13 1

If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?

11 months ago 28 2 1 0

Corn? Replaced with wheat.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.

11 months ago 11 0 0 0
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