The detective in Disco Elysium is a teacher. He's good at explaining things in a way that makes sense to 14 year olds. This kind of makes him look stupid outside of a high school gym. But great for players who know nothing about the world they're in.
So how old is weed turning today?
Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA
Byzantine history guy mad that he's getting lumped in with the Roman history guys.
A honeynut squash.
*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR
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telling the girl who spent years and years in total abject misery before taking the chance to transition - ostracizing herself from loved ones and family and safety - that she's actually cringe and i hate her because she likes the ikea shark and im too cool for that and i never was cringe ever too.
Wild West
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Reasons why my fursona is a boar
1: Pragmatic omnivores
2: Powerful
3: Often hunted by kings
4: Is cited as a reason why moms need rifles
welcome back to the land of the living
A 1.2 ounce "travel size" bottle of lube, selling for $7.49
The standard sized lube bottle, 4 ounces for $8.99
Capitalism encourages companies to create worse versions of their own products for no discernable reason. You can buy 1.2 ounces of lube for 7 and a half dollars, or for 9 dollars you can get three times as much of the same brand. And for what? So you can bring lube in your airport carry-on?
They're like the epcot of movies
Nila's love for burgers is being tested
Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?
oh my god it's nearly 1:1
The primary goal of the stamina system in Deadlock is to discourage players from binding jump to their scrollwheel in order to make bunnyhopping easier. This is because Valve hates older gamers.
A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.
a quick comic about deflection
the more popular something is, the more it will be exposed to people who only have other popular media to compare it to, therefore everything popular is gonna be a little overrated and u have to be ok with that
The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.
Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.
I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up
4 photos of David Lynch in a grid 1. David Lynch: "As soon as you posts posts" 2. David Lynch: "...people want you to talk abnout it" 3. David Lynch busting a gut 4. David LYnch: "...aand it's um the posts is the talking"
quick recreation without the makeup
Luigi says "Spit in this hole"
BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.
how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope
The local trouble maker.
#furry #furryart #sfwfurry #sfwfurryart #art
Genuine mystic advice (apologies for falling behind on this front): Do not get starstruck. You can be impressed with the work somebody has done. You can hold people in high regard. But viewing another as distinctly above yourself is the worst form of parasocial behavior.
if melanie martinez was making softcore ageplay fetish content that would be fine but i also wanna stress that i very much dont think she's doing that
Dungeon Porn