don’t blink 😏

#sixers

happy Earth Day

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

The Philadelphia flyers, when I needed you most… thank you… thank you so much

Super fun! I’ve been going back thru the generations and it’s been a blast re-remembering how things were before the Atk/SpA split. Feels like it’s a different game for Gen III.

Shoutouts to Miso, Breloom gotta be in my top 5 all time

https://www.theonion.info/

If this is a regular team you have insanely good taste, if this is a Nuzlocke you have insanely good luck. 10/10 either way

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

i’m passing cigarettes out to all my islanders like i’m two white foreigners riding motorcycles across china

I made a little snack for my islanders

Man such rivalries renewed:

Celtics vs Sixers
Penguins vs Flyers
My Soul vs Phillies

actually

crawdog walkoff life is beautiful

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

shoelaces

is it good when your team's last remaining healthy starter is openly seeking intervention from the lord?

full quote

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

Well, still not a lie that you didn’t watch it last night

"My son grows up, and I believe the legacy of our president is going to be what it is, I don't want him to say, 'Hey dad, why'd you go [to the White House] when you knew the right thing was to not go?'' he noted.

Super Bowl champion Chris Long said this eight years ago, has been proven 100% correct, and most male athletes have not learned this lesson

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

i made this one a few years ago

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving