person who is not on the internet but watching The Pitt: "is it just me or am i sensing some misogyny from dr. robby"

I am gonna let that duck in

Gonzo in muppet Christmas carol saying Hello Kitty who was NOT a cat

"Paul" has entered the novelist chat.

rose phone booth in São Paulo Brazil

i wish to only be reachable via rose phone

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.

Todd at it again!!

hey everyone! I'm *finally* starting to send poetry out for publication. If you have a moment, could you send some recs for journals my way? I'm not terribly experimental in form most of the time and don't even do a lot of stanza breaks. I also really want to read more journal work!

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

🥹

Wouldn't that be nice if it were true?

Woke up from a terrible grief-nightmare about my father.

#grief #father #poet #poem

For #smallpoemsunday organised by @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

Selfie of a femme-looking person with short brown hair and wearing lime-colored eyeshadow and a pale pink lace top. They are standing in front of a closet full of clothes.

blessed are they that wear eyeshadow that in no way matches their top to attend an improv workshop

1. Seeing fantastic new-to-me poems on my bluesky feed

2. Being back in improv comedy

3. Movie theaters

4. Libraries

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WAS SUPER POPULAR WITH YOUNG BOYS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

As automation replaces jobs, eventually instead of working in an office most people will search for cash in The Maze. Spectators watching on TV can choose to place tools to help them, or unleash a Peril

Mom says it's my turn on the moon

I appreciate that "You Belong with Me" reference

BOOGIE-WOOGIE You shout from the other room You ask me how to spell boogie-woogie And instantly I think what luck no war has been declared no fire has consumed our city's monuments our bodies our dwellings The river didn't flood no friends have been arrested It's only boogie-woogie I sigh relieved and say it's spelled just like it sounds boogie-woogie --Adam Zagajewski (1945-2021) (Translated, from the Polish, by Clare Cavanagh.)

Can't stop thinking about this Adam Zagajewski poem

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Do not remember me as disaster nor as the keeper of secrets I am a fellow rider in the cattle cars watching you move slowly out of my bed saying we cannot waste time only ourselves.

Audre Lorde

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Incredible that human beings figured out how to do this. How cool. What if we only did cool stuff

FIRST DEVIL RAYS DAY OF 2026

LET'S GET IT

<nods in terminally online>

cows and foxes, if you were wondering

hey can someone in the East Bay adopt Ixora and then become my friend and let me come over to visit her.