Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

That’s what makes him a Monster

The idealized version of myself, will fix everything tomorrow

Me: ...at the time we lived in a gay neighborhood

12YO: "Gay neighborhood?"

15YO: It's a neighborhood that's attracted to another neighborhood of the same gender

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

In Trump’s Orbit, Women Aren’t the Only Ones Concerned About Their Looks

They mocked the field of gender studies as meaningless, but I think they really just knew it was onto them.

They're the softest bunch of insecure little manchildren play-acting what they have been told is manly and macho.

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I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

Last month in The Onion:

He said war is bad and people shouldn't threaten to end entire civilizations. I don't think those are political attacks

When MAGA says they do their own research, this is basically what they mean

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing

Yeah, Mackenzie Scott is a fascinating case. She is literally ignoring the SOPs of philanthropy in order to give away wealth as quickly and efficiently as possible and she’s still getting richer. At her level it is impossible not to make money. Tax billionaires, A LOT.

Oh yeah the pharma companies are probably lining up to manufacture more in the country that will kill the clinical trials and funding for their research. This fucking dipshit.

"We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things" - President Donald Trump on April 1, 2026

Virginia Governor Ends Tax Breaks for Confederate Groups

Gov. Abigail Spanberger of Virginia has signed into law a bill to end tax exemptions for a slate of Confederacy-related organizations in the state.

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Virginia Governor Ends Tax Breaks for Confederate Groups

Yessssss www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons

Jesus sitting on a park bench with his arm around a young man who is looking down dejectedly, holding a red "Make America Great Again" hat. Top Panel: Jesus asks, "Did you read my warnings about the Antichrist?" The man responds, "Yes." Bottom Panel: Jesus asks, "And who did you get deceived by?" The man responds, "The Antichrist."

FYI, Star Trek was never subtle about its politics. Having Black, Russian, and Asian crew members treated with respect was a political choice for a show in the 1960s.

You're just mad the needle has moved beyond the issues of your day.

AN ALCOHOLIC TV TALKING HEAD RUNS OUR MILITARY, A FORMER HEROIN ADDICT IS IN CHARGE OF OUR HEALTH, AND THEY BOTH REPORT TO A CONVICTED FELON.

SO HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.

JD Vance currently getting another teardrop tattoo

Donald Trump with a "SATIRE" watermark on the left side. Below the photo is a headline in bold serif font on a black background that reads: "Trump Shares His Secret To Winning the Us-Iran War 17 Times - Alzheimer's"

#satire

This is an actual line from an actual article in a nominal newspaper.

"Unlike Springsteen, a New Jersey native who makes every concert these days feel like a tedious political rally, the percussionist said he takes a different approach with his current group, The Wonderful Winos."

The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.