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Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

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I Completely Support This Petition….

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The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

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Like, for example, a Secretary of Defense citing a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction to promote wars of aggression.

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Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

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How cool is to have your own game in a Nintendo console...

My 10 year old self wouldn't believe this 🤯

Elementallis is releasing in less than two weeks! Thank you everyone ❤️

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These people do not exist in the same world as the rest of us—which makes it all the more worrying that they have so much control over what happens here. trib.al/PKHWiqW

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Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

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Missouri judge rules legislature can spend $50 million in public funds on private schools The judge ruled Missouri lawmakers could directly appropriate funds to the MOScholars program because state law does not “expressly prohibit” it. The Missouri National Education Association plans to appeal to the state Supreme Court.

The judge ruled Missouri lawmakers could directly appropriate funds to the MOScholars program because state law does not “expressly prohibit” it. The Missouri National Education Association plans to appeal to the state Supreme Court. (@missouriindependent.com)

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It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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Can you explain why my understanding is inaccurate or do you just want to sound smug and arrogant?
I argue that a lot of the inductees didn’t create rock and roll music but are inducted into its hall of fame.

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Feels like you just don’t like them, which is fine, but to call them frauds is laughable. 54, 55, 57, 58, 59. They played more than an entire season of football in the playoffs during that run.

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Disgusting.

This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.

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If you want to believe that then I doubt I could change your mind. They did get worked in the SB but they weren’t frauds.

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Not small when it’s a legit genre. It should be renamed to actually reflect its members.

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Such frauds they were attending their 5th Super Bowl in 6 years and 3rd straight. Lol.

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As Trump warned that prices could go even higher, Bartiromo’s eyebrows shot up, her eyes widening. Trump rambled on as the camera panned over to a board that displayed that the price of crude oil had nearly reached $100 per barrel. trib.al/ooNlG0E

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The MAGA Civil War Is Just Getting Started Trump is fighting a growing list of right-wing pundits and influencers who are critical of the Iran war—and who are playing a long game.

Who’s the biggest nut job in MAGA? That question pretty much sums up the civil war that has broken out between Donald Trump and a growing number of right-wing influencers, media personalities, and other former loyalists. trib.al/f1Amw4y

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In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

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Despite Apocalyptic Warnings, California Fast Food Wage Hike Didn’t Kill Jobs UC Berkeley study finds employment held steady — and only pennies were added to menu prices.

So it turns out paying people a living wage doesn’t collapse the economy; it’s almost like the rich have been lying to us to maintain their power over our lives.

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No thanks.

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Victim in ICE Shooting Suffered at Least Six Wounds, His Lawyer Says

Share this, please. More reckless violence by ICE agents.

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My girlfriend just asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dog?"

"Because he can't cook."

🐢💨

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Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Victim in ICE Shooting Suffered at Least Six Wounds, His Lawyer Says

ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues.

He had just asked to call his wife.

They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw.

Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

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The fact that Donald Trump didn’t follow through on his threats of committing genocide doesn’t mean we should move on from the fact that he threatened to commit genocide.

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ICE agents shoot and wound man during traffic stop in Central California | CNN As a man remains hospitalized after being shot by ICE agents during a traffic stop in Central California Tuesday, his lawyer is pushing back against the agency’s claims that the man is a gang member w...

ICE is still at it in California 😡

edition.cnn.com/2026/04/07/u...

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