or, alternately

Nü Wav is expanding!!! - Keys/Synth player wanted for 80's Band - musicians - craigslist ***KEYBOARDIST WANTED*** Nü Wav is expanding!!! (80's dance, and early MTV oriented pop music) Our goals are to gig and make money, we are not a hobby band, most of the band is full-time musicians...

there's no wrong way to make music but to me this looks like "apply to Cover Band, Inc."

minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/d/ex...

A fully dressed man and woman with a man wearning nothing but pelt underwear (but is not Tarzan). There's also a smiling tiger. The two men seem to gaze at each other. Dressed guy has a cup in hand. Narration: "Later when the three friends have returned, Jerry drinks the life juice. Another adventure of Trojak the Tiger Man in the next issue of DARING COMICS."

Obligatory

ok now imagining Watergate with Minions

One of the small handful of ways that I still feel slightly outsider-y here is that there's a cult of being performatively SUPER INTO IT and I just can't even pretend to want to pretend

*my* native cuisine, the food I was raised with, the fare of the impoverished rural Nebraskans? Well, I was just thinking about the time my parents decided that a pack of Li'l Smokies could count as a meal

lutefisk is not exactly my cuisine, but it's a shibboleth for my adopted home state and it is 100% butt-ass nasty

*Black Eyed Peas intensify*

The absolute best rap about Transformers, though, comes from the G2 Aerialbots / Combaticons commercial, which also fully rules.

"The AerialBOTS are takin their SHOTS / Silverbolt's blastin COMBATICONS" has been going through my head on and off for 30 years.

Scheduled loss day at work, already looking forward to 5:01

Death, taxes, and the Minions would have worked for Stalin

How is this even in question, of course they would

ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.

70 Minnesota children.

Delta Air Lines, who likely flew nearly all of these kiddos out of MSP, could publicly condemn this and end the practice tomorrow, as the airlines did in 2018 with family separation, but it’s easier to stay silent.

Smokey and the Bandit

My skeleton, joints, and guts as they were then

send me anonymous messages. What is the most fun song to cover?

With the Ruffians: “Chickamauga” by Uncle Tupelo
With Derailleur: “The Cowboy Song” by Thin Lizzy

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Got questions? Get answers.

ngl.link/pillekeith

YEAH

Went through the same journey

zeeeero argument here

A cute dog picture

🐶 Hourly Dog Picture! 🐶 #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

It’s all about the notes he’s *not* playing

I honestly appreciated it way more when I had to work for it. Grabbing à can from the endcap at the co-op just doesn’t sing

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKR...

Honestly the more memorable thing is how much effort it took to acquire. We had to drive 70 miles from Blair to Lincoln

I had a pretty good time

Wha?

Tom Dewey talking to some fellas