When I’m Governor, I will compel Perry Johnson to get a sex change.

What “works”? “Works” like “voting to confirm people you damn well know are unqualified, batshit grifters to lifetime judgeships and Cabinet posts”?

Nope Nope

#NoKings
#Michigan

Joe Biden did a lot of good things.

“Mike Johnson, House Republican extremists, and Donald Trump are why people missed their flights on Saturday.”

Slept in my Hoodoo Gurus t-shirt and woke up tired.

Did the Wings forget they’re a professional hockey team in the last 24 hours?

Wife pleading with SeatGeek:

🎶 Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now 🎵

Can you fly, Bobby?

#Wife is furiously scouring SeatGeek and StubHub and hotel rooms in Indianapolis

I’m working on that.

Hail
To
BERT

#BirbToofs

Iowa-Illinois is literally HORNT.

Yeah. Just wish they offered standalone streaming, because I hated dealing with their boxes.

Lovely afternoon experiencing community and solidarity with my neighbors. Now to pick a fight on here with some liberal shit head to really feel alive.

Still seems REALLY shortsighted to make it so complicated and pricey for your own fans to put their eyeballs on your product.

Think I got it figured out. All the articles I’d read made it seem like the MLB app was now part of ESPN unlimited, so I kept looking for the DSN option there. Finally clicked on the standalone MLB app and found the subscription option.

We can argue about what these protests accomplish until the heat death of the universe but to me it boils down to a belief that there is inherent value in making the right realize that everyone hates them and that their whole movement is made up of cranks who won’t leave their houses.

I cannot stress enough how these are PTA moms and soccer coach dads and I can best describe the vibe as “festively bloodthirsty”

Ok. Tried to watch Thursday and last night on the MLB/ESPN app, but both were blacked out. Been watching the recordings.

Fellow Tigers fans: Have you been able to find the Detroit Sportsnet app, or a streaming service that includes it?

Truth.

Doggos for Democracy

No Kings.
Go Wings.

Seeing a million people turn out and snake through a large city is very cool, I won’t deny that

but my favorite genre of post during these protests is “small town in a red state with the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen”