heyyyyyyy

Noah Kalina. Shilling bird app on all platforms.

i will never be free of sleepy bitch disease

ugh the desire to rest vs the desire to go out into the world and act like somebody’s nightmare/dream

look like a bitch smell like a bitch act like a bitch. i’m world building here.

idk i don’t really have any smart thoughts anymore and i think that’s why i sleep at night

buying hyperfeminine perfumes bc im not a fucking coward

Honoring @heybitch.bsky.social

dumb is the new hot
if you are still trying to prove people you are smart, I'm sowie

i smell like cake