five flyers and five penguins in the penalty boxes after a brawl

STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES

Part 3 in my king/knight series, this one titled "Ministrations" 😁 👑❤️⚔️

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

The Mocking of Christ, by Cimabue, 1280 (flipped), 📸 by @albello55

oogh that looks like a bloodborne boss 🤢

#projecthailmary

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

underrated is how cathartic the "hide post for me" button is. there's something very soothing about sending harmless things that annoy you to the shadow realm in a way that doesn't impact anyone else.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Gimli: i never thought I'd die without trying some elf pussy Legolas: what about some elf bussy? Gimli: *inquisitive look*

Bsky's broken so nobody will see me post this

i really have too much power in this game #tomolife

Illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a gothic re-imagining of the "Beauty and the Beast" fairytale. A satyr-like monster is seated next to a Victorian woman on a couch in front of a grotesque fireplace. The monster has a look of surprise on his face as the woman kisses him.

An unexpected kiss 🖤

when “all this will I give to you” means “my dick”

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The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

lmao if you want recs i can link you to my bookmarks and feel free to go from there :3 archiveofourown.org/bookmarks?bo...

i am reading project hail mary fic about ry*n g*sling having sex with an alien rock so ymmv

EGE - I Love Stealing From Woolies (Official Video) YouTube video by Elektronik Girl Epic

this is an absolute ✨ cultural moment ✨

when i was a teen navigating the internet, i engaged with a lot of fanworks that were extremely graphic in nature, and not once did i interpret fictional content as endorsement of those acts irl. i don’t understand why that’s so difficult to grasp

more relevant than ever today

Soccer Star Jorginho Frello ‘Regrets’ Claiming Chappell Roan’s Security Yelled at His Daughter and Calls It a ‘Misunderstanding’ Brazilian soccer star Jorginho Frello says he 'regrets' the incident in which he accused Chappell Roan's security of yelling at his daughter.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

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We need outtakes again. Outtakes would heal. More TV and movie outtakes on the regular please

Hi #portfolioday

I'm an artist and animator working on 'Ersatz,' while I work on it, I will be looking for long term gigs !

Happy 20th anniversary to my favorite holiday. These are the 4 known existing Neil photos.

Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!
#illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

the best thing is the stuff that sounds like laser blasts is their own bird song, everything else is imitated

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

a stylized 3d render of a realistically proportioned hare and a cute little bunny running at night.

princes with a thousand enemies

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

happy birthday!!! i am rotating him in my mind right now