This can't be how I find out ur trans

Banger tweet tho

Me when I'm old:
"97-Year-Old transfem bottom Still Serves Her Sloppy-style Head the Old Fashioned Way"

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh highschool Marlin your butch era sure was interesting

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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
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NUGGIE DESTROYER INCOMING ‼️

I'm the funniest and chillest religious extremist you'll ever know

I'm so pretty

Incredible feeling

It's my birthday
And it fucking sucks so much :)

WEHHH

Why you tryin to make me gayyy 😭

Bro chilling on my breasts

Waow waow waow waow waow waow waow waow waow

If I was more unhinged and desperate I think I would be a terrorist

Bullying you

Outing yourself like that damn

Silly type rizz

I'd let you hump my leg

Fr calling me fat??? >:(

LMAOOOO

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

Imma be fr I had no idea that plain ass knee high socks and shorts would make a man in a jacket look so gay

Honestly incredible things happening in fashion 💖💖💖💖💖

That's actually me coded

Y'all are so pretty together, I'm so happy for y'all

I wonder what my life would be like if I was a lesbian 😩

Fuckin they bussy honk honk

That's me

King shit!!!! 👑

I read that as comically dog piss

Like you lifted your leg or somethin'