Salute to an all-time tweet

⚔️"She doesn't even sharpen me anymore. I used to be honed. I used to slice through someone so fast they exploded in a big blood puzzle. Yesterday I got stuck in some guy's ribcage! It's like she doesn't care."

🙎‍♀️"Every time she cums she howls in my mind about our dark destiny. I'm tired."

I need more old milsurp gore-tex clothes they are such a fucking vibe

[girl who’s only seen dance clubs in movies she’s seen] yeah that sounds like a fun time i just don’t think i have any expertly choreographed gunfights in me, im kinda tired, i had work today. have fun tho! i hope u live

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

Will Riker has two hobbies. One of them is blasting bone. The other is also blasting bone

a tree with a dick

i should call her

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

A black screenshot of a twitter post in white text with the following message: "I was extremely upset on a family vacation once and i asked my brother how he drags so calm and he said that he tries not to think about anything that isn't boobs or swords and every day I try to live up to that example"

emotional vulnerability kicking in late at night? 1) go lie down 2) remember this post

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

how your email finds me at 12:05pm on a Saturday (I have hidden my work phone from myself and now I'm confused.)

Huge opossum with stitches barely holding on and an extended neck glaring at you while on all fours

decided to make a Look Outside style sprite of
@patchworkposs.bsky.social 's patch, i just felt like drawing a scary monster

Theaboros archon in the "wow cool robot meme" labeled as "mechsploitation." Man says "wow!! The machinery of fascism and weaponized trans misogyny make navigating and surviving oppressive systems feel like mind breaking torture" The gunshot going over the head says "TRANS WOMEN WIN WARS OORAH!"

Sliding this in before HELLHOUND nukes the tl.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

I don't like him... he shouldn't be doing that....

my sister asked me my favorite eeveelution and i said jolteon and she rolled her eyes and said thats a lesbian answer

Favourite thing about writing Waterhead is when I write something in English then get to say "Mia could you Mundart this bit for me please?"

Next Illustration in the works -

funny doggy

Say no more

theyre definitely gonna pull the plug on this place some day. this is why its important to post as bad as possible

Bluesky devs really lucky their main competition is a racist pedophile because holy shit

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