played a real strong game of space cadet just now damn

i miss him i hope hes doing okay

i dreamt i had a little lizard friend but my cat fucking squashed it so i watered it and blew on it some which fixed it somehow? and then it grew into like, a mini alligator??

Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive

~3000hrs in destiny 2 no wonder my hairline's receding

It's just fascinating to me how the Bluesky team keeps taking active steps to look bad. They don't just randomly step on rakes. They go into the shed, lift the rake off where it's hanging on the wall, carefully place it on the grass, and then step full force on that motherfucker.

Go to status.bsky.app for a funny gag

It's still so crazy that in 2024 a huge chunk of bsky's userbase hit a peak of "we're ready to pay subscriptions for bigger features and support the platform, just tell us when it drops 🫡" and then within six months the Bsky team gleefully cut through all that good will with surgical precision

Wonderful bust piece from @neosavias.bsky.social

Thank you so much!

😳

blocking all the humans who are mean to my calculator my only friend

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

I don't think Bluesky will ever give artists the ability to apply the "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" label to their own posts because it means they would actually have to acknowledge, to a degree, that adult-content artists were the only valuable aspect of this site for a long time. Maybe still.

This is what's waiting for you if you go back to Twitter btw. Just roving gangs of bandits patrolling the wastelands looking for problematic artists to mass-report to the Grok Police.

:b

retch

moon child becoming a huge meme overnight and then the original devs finding out and being the chillest people ever RELEASING ALL OF THE SOURCE FOR FREE is genuinely the best possible outcome

good morning I love Pokemon and I love being a Pokemon

no im still using it sometimes

I have exhibited less brain activity than usual today but that's fine

pregmata. thats my post please

the penne opticon

come on man.

it's so funny with me cuz like, i get carsick kinda easily. but i don't get planesick. or seasick. or trainsick. and i got a pretty strong pair of VR legs. but being in some kind of moving automobile whether it's in vr or real just absolutely kicks my shit in

mango is such a fucked up tasting fruit in a good way

oh my God im still feeling the effects this sucks lmao

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