Bracket racing and Carolina Class Racers Ass’n at Coastal Plains Dragway, Richlands, NC, 4/18/26.

Gambler’s race at Northeast Dragway, Hertford, NC, 4/11/26

My name is Ollie. Dad tricked me into the portable jail for my annual trip to the vet. (Editor’s note: he walked right in.) Like my mountain lion ancestors I was very brave and did not sing the song of my people. (Editor’s note: he has no mountain lion DNA.)

Maybe some light reading?

Point of order. A mob boss would a better job.

Double points race, Coastal Plains Dragway, NC, 3/29/26.

Best. Motorsports. Journo. Ever.

I’m going to throw up.

Binned after 9 races. The 300 gave Big John his last win but only lasted 4 races. For 68 they switched to a Lola chassis and then left until 1983.

Bracket racing at Kinston Drag Strip, NC, 3/28/26

Test and Tune at Kinston Drag Strip, NC. 3/21/26

How difficult was it to spot on a flat, twisty course with a full infield?

Fucking Fetterman.

Sunday Funday at Nahunta Dragway, NC, 3/15/26

Vibes sent. Breathe, hydrate, hope things get better.

Hack into Iran TV and show Melania doc nonstop. That’ll do it.

Yikes! Stay safe. We just missed a tornado yesterday.

suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about 100 miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?

Very sorry for your loss.

Winter Icebreaker at Kinston Drag Strip, NC, 3/7/26.

F1 Middle East dates boned, US service casualties, gas $3/gallon and climbing, and my 401k under water. And what the fuck threat does Cuba pose? So much fucking winning.

We’re doomed.

Heartbreaker No Prep at Nahunta Dragway 2/21.

Race fans remember her from the ‘66 Movie, Grand Prix.

This reeks of Liberty Media. Ditch trad circuits and shift everything to street circuits.

Fresh outta fucks to give.

They are wrecking some shit at Bathurst this year.

Jesus, ICE is really stretching…

Watched him as a kid when I covered Late Models at Hickory here in NC. He always runs well at Daytona.