This is so feckin weird x.com/PaulLeinster...

that’s a bold strategy, cotton

😮‍💨

Going to write a follow-up to Rebecca Solnit’s book entitled Men Send Me Articles I’ve Already Read

Labour doth protest too much about this evening's revelation of Sarwar sidling up to Offord. It's believable because they have clearly been briefing that they planned to do exactly that.

current status: weeping with laughter

We could've had a lovely, unifying day of shitposting about Your Party Scotland, but Scottish Labour had to spoil it by releasing a manifesto promising to force trans people out of public life whilst at the same time denying their existence.

Labour supporters in 2026 are complicit in this evil.

A snippet of manifesto which reads "Scotyidsh Labour will fix the mess by crushing illegal e-bikes, using drone technology, to track and trace unlicensed bikes for seizure."

Will somebody please translate? 🚲🥀

one senior party figure has lost the plot

• Delivering single-sex spaces on the basis of biological sex, in NHS wards, schools, sport and everyday life by upholding the Equality Act and delivering clear instructions to public services on how to comply with their legal obligations to women and to trans people. • Keeping women's prisons for women, instructing the Scottish Prison Service to remove all biologically male prisoners from women's prisons within days of the election. • Recommit the NHS to delivering single sex wards on the basis of biological sex, and ensuring patients can request same sex provision wherever possible.

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

oh man, that’s real bad. sorry it’s come to this for you

yes

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The capsule splashing down onto the water with the three red and white parachutes above it

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

it’s the reentry that i don’t think i could handle

And some nouns too.

russell findlay is looking rough as hell

Wonder if the NYT's "Mamdani struggling with black voters" story is going to be updated to note that Mamdani is doing better with black New Yorkers than almost any other demographic?
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ngl i am a little jealous - even of the aches and pains!

do you have hot drinks with hot food, too

you can’t make this stuff up

lmfao

Astronaut Christina Koch looking out a window of Artemis 2 and seeing Earth. The text reads: It's window safety week. Luckily, your home windows are easier to keep safe than a space window. Keep furniture away from windows. Open windows from the top, instead of the bottom. Install window guards.

#Artemis

View through a sash window towards people sitting on the grass, leafless trees, Edinburgh in the background and a blue sky with white clouds.

BOTANIC SPRING.—The view from Inverleith House this afternoon.
#Edinburgh #hyperlocal #news #weather

View of the spacecraft (bright, on the left), a dark thin crescent of Moon, and a very small, bright thin crescent of Earth next to it

"Orion, the Moon, and the Earth. EVERYONE, in that picture" - #Artemis II Mission Control.

The Good Place: “okay. But that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?”

“This is not just an MRP, it’s a Find Out Now MRP.”

yaass

anas sarwar: an experimental fly-by mission that is not actually landing