Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right?

Thumbnail for a tv show called DEAR KILLER NANNIES

Is this, like, an open letter to them

A 6-panel comic parodying both Garfield and the Simpsons, starring Homer-Jon & Bart-Garfield mashups. P1: Title panel, showing "Barfield" on a grassy hill, eating a pair of shorts. P2: Hojo is on left of frame, while Barfield is on the right. Howjo says: "Boy. We should allow new generations to build & create new forms of culture, rather than recycling & repackaging the old for them, ad-nauseam. We should let the things we love die." P3: the same image, complete silence. P4: Barfield speaks: "Ay, lasagna." P5: Hojo closes his eyes in exasperation, letting out a breath before he does what must be done. P6: A closeup of Hojo --tears in his eyes-- as he chokes & throttles Barfield by the throat.

the things we love

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

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Right Said Fred: I'm a model...

Me, nodding: Got it. I know what that is.

Right Said Fred: You know what I mean...

Me: [Pause] Well now I'm not so sure. You kinda said it weird just now.

IHOP's signature menu item, the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity, was and continues to be an attempt to feminize and humiliate the American public. if you don't believe me, go order it. the waitress will say "What?" and "I can't hear you" and "What did da widdle boy say he wants?"

A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot

if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

January 16, 1 pm, Richfield (just south of the Minneapolis border) fweet fweet honk honk HOOOOONK "Oh, jeez."

A van with tinted windows pulls into the parking lot of the strip mall, with a few cars on its tail.

This intersection's full of potential targets, even with all the locked foors and closures. Cafe, restaurant (closed), grocery store, school (went virtual this week). This isn't a crisis that ends at 60th Street.

But the observers show up here, too. To my knowledge, the van drives off after five minutes without taking anyone.

Five minutes, twenty degrees, a dozen people. #IceOutComics #IceOutMpls

Just before Christmas, I got a puppy. Her name is Minerva, and we call her *Minnie. I'm still learning how to understand her. Me: Do you need to go outside? Do you need to go outside, little baby? Do you need to do a poo? Do you need to do a widdle piddle? Minnie: Arf! *I just call her "little baby" most of the time. I'm also realizing I can't turn off the baby talk now. Nobody tells you about that.

I got so lucky with my first puppy. Her wonderful foster parents had her completely house-trained by the time we adopted her, so taking her outside for potty time has been pretty easy. I've got the puppy poopy routine pretty much down, now. Me, putting on my coat: Let's see... I got the little poopy bags, puppy treats for bribes, jacket, scarf, phone… I think that's everything… Oh yes! And my passport.

I had been carrying around my passport for a while, but I knew it didn't matter. This is wrong. Nobody is required to carry around their papers. I became a US citizen when I was seven. Since I was born in a refugee camp, I was stateless. The US is the only nation where I've ever held citizenship. It's the only passport I've ever had, and it still felt important. Protective. I would hold it in my pocket like a talisman, like it might ward off ghosts or something. But I realized I was holding onto it basically out of superstition. ICE will pick up anybody. I know that. So I tucked my passport away. And I largely avoid leaving my house.

I live a few blocks just South of George Floyd Square. I was in the neighborhood for that, too. And all the neighbors came together to protect each other. We're already organized. We'll do our best to get through this. Me, to my dog: I hope I can take you for a walk someday soon. Won't that be nice, little baby?

Abolish ICE. A little journal comic from South Minneapolis.

#iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics #iceoutofmpls

As a kid, I was told it was the SOURCE of the word “babble,“ ‘cause all those people were babblin’ after the Tower fell!

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Panel 1: Drewford is in the bathroom, wrapped in a towel, brushing his teeth. Panel 2: Drewford is in the kitchen, preparing a bagel for breakfast, while the morning sun comes in through the window.

Panel 3: Drewford is in the middle of ironing his shirt and takes a break to finish one half of his bagel. Panel 4: Drewford is now dressed in a suit, with coffee in a travel mug, and a messenger bag across his chest. He casually looks at his watch, as he heads toward the front door.

Panel 5: Drewford, on his way to the front door, steps over his brother, Ormlu, who is semiconscious after a night out. Ormlu is surrounded by a scattered assortment of his keys, cigarettes and some stray pills. Drewford, unbothered, says, “Goodnight, Ormlu.” Ormlu, eyes half open, groggily replies, “Good morning, Deedee.”

Happy January 2nd!

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Uh-oh. Is the store’s name funnier than the rest of the strip?

Remember, kids: you’re never too young to be bitter.

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This was so much fun to do with @bonebagcomics.bsky.social!

It's great! At first, it feels as light as cotton candy, and then it will hit you with this deep, existential longing.

Plus! Young Nathan Lane as one of the tribal people on Waponi-Woo.

Joe Versus the Volcano! Still a favorite of my brother and I. Jason still refers to himself as a "flibbertigibbet." We also loveloveloved to yell, "I KNOW HE CAN *GET* THE JOB, BUT CAN HE *DO* THE JOB?!".

gluuuck

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The original.

I remade my first strip from back in 2006. Updated the images, but not the dialogue. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ugh.

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I should never see any professionals' calves.

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Mutchadoo? In this economy?!

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Nah. It's in that grocery story container; you just know it's gloopy.

Do you clip your nails at work? You are my nemesis, and, one day, we shall meet in battle.

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"u guys r making me sad"

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