This is me posting content so I never lose this glorious account. Thanks for your angry United Airlines mentions they only make me grow stronger 🥰🥰

Despite the score line am I crazy for thinking (first ten mins aside) Gotham looked p good today? I know we need to start winning games again but good shots and felt more cohesive than recent weeks

It really felt like it!! All that was missing from that game was a rain delay

Chesky hates Gotham it’s official

tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters

Meg Purce

Amazing game to see at home let’s goooooo

I shit talk teams and coaches like it's my job 😁 Do you have the clip of Sonnett getting hit in the face by the keeper then flirting with trainer bailey? I'm not even gonna lie, sometimes I watch the clip just to cheer myself up. Especially bc I k…

For Sonnett’s 100th #uswnt cap tonight bless the Redditor who shared this lore with me, truly an icon of the game www.tumblr.com/that-soccer-...

We’re so back bb @gothamfc.bsky.social

MIDGE!!!!!!!

Lots of other teams dropping their preszn rosters this week and nothing so far for Gotham 🥴

Also how I categorize my inbox fwiw

This place needs a dislike button

I only use bluesky when I’m flying apparently

Got an hour of sleep and been at the Stockholm airport since 4am with at least two delays causing us to miss our connection home so far, have transcended anxiety, AMA

Me: stressing about our tight connection
Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection

🤡🤡🤡

(Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)

Wow way to doxx me

Ur wife sounds hot

Rude but fair

BUT CHURROS

New Gotham season seats do not suck

Anyone watching the oscars instead of the CONCACAF finals:

Traitor.

As a very real airline I endorse

take off!
with me oh yeah
take off!
with me tonight
travel company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna
be
all
right

you are really milking this I see

wow ur nails look really nice

Can’t wait to see my superb owl ad tonight

The airline is not amused

LinkedIn? On a weekend? Only if I’m paid overtime

or a genius

BATS BATS BATS inject these celebration videos directly into my veinssss Gotham