Story from North America YouTube video by kirstenlepore

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What do you mean there are people who can't tell the difference between their own inner monologue and the voice they hear in their head when they read!?

Futurama - Hey I did it! Wait, that's not me. YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes

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These are grown-ass adults who wouldn't be able to wrap their minds around the Lemony Snicket books because they use first, second and third-person perspective and those books are aimed at nine-year-olds. "Hey, my name isn't Lemony Snicket and why am I saying things like 'Dear Reader' to myself!?"

Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires? (The Simpsons) YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise

There's discourse about first person perspective happening and apparently people get upset when the POV character does things that they wouldn't do because they don't understand that the "I" isn't referring to themselves and... ...just... ...I get these headaches... youtu.be/wX1x7pfH8fw

The horse girls always fail to mention that horses eat birds

America should write their name on it like Chairface Chippendale

Chicken With Nubs For Feet Has Thirty Pairs Of Shoes | The Dodo YouTube video by The Dodo

Chicken With Nubs For Feet Has Thirty Pairs Of Shoes

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Address pit foam before it's a costly problem?

LOL KPop Demon Hunters won more Oscars than Marty Supreme, in that it won any Oscars at all. Can they knock it off with trying to make anorexic ratmen a thing now? I'm sorry, but I find it hard to take a guy seriously as a leading man when I could snap him like a twig.

Does anybody know how to set up a charity boxing match? I'd like to punch Timothee Chalamet in the face legitimate-like. Although, I think I'd have to drop a few pounds to be in the same weight class as him. We used to keep ratmen in the sewers.

Your outfits are boring and y'all need to lay off the Ozempic #Oscars

We taught the crows how to build rudimentary weapons such as spears and clubs. You know, for science and stuff.

What the fuck happened to zombo.com? I hate everything.

They taught crows the concept of 0 and basic geometry? Why? The crows knew enough already! They're going to conspire against us!

Welp, woke up to another torn bottom sheet. What's the over/under on me being a werewolf?

They killed the boss. Why isn't the level over?

a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it

Fun Fact: a regime isn't a single guy

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

They dropped this strip right as I had this stupid video on my brain

Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine YouTube video by Norkkom

Thomas the Dank Engine youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE

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Oh great, they went to war with Iran while I was asleep, huh?

Thomas The Tank Engine Crash Compilation YouTube video by monsterjamfan100

TIL that although Sir Topham Hatt holds a hereditary title he is not a member of The House of Lords #ShiningTimeStation #ThomasTheTankEngine #SodorIsland

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a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers

But who is the *true* Hollywood North, Vancouver or Toronto?

Welp, Hollywood is dead. Time for Hollywood North to shine! Luckily, I live in the same country as Hollywood North, so I don't mind so much.

So Netflix drove up the price and now gets to sit back and laugh as competitors Paramount and Warner Bros. go bankrupt because they're ridiculously overleveraged *and* Netflix gets $2.8bn on top of that for very little work. It's Machiavellian, almost. Although, the deal could get voted down, maybe.

TIL that ships are people in much the same way corporations are.

25 Years of Tourettes Guy (Complete, Official, Remastered, Plus Deleted Footage and New Footage) YouTube video by Tourettes Guy

Some of you people really need to educate yourselves on Tourette's syndrome.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVF...