*2619 players

The #Taskmaster app is finally showing us a Fantasy League Leaderboard (although it says 'after 1 episode', and we've actually had 2).
I'm currently on 17 points, ranked 205 out of 2719 players... @taskmaster.tv

Okay, 13 points on Fantasy #Taskmaster tonight, much better than my pathetic 4 last week. Hopefully, the app will give us a leaderboard this week.
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All ready to playalonga #Taskmaster...
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After submitting what I thought were some terrific answers, I went on and had an absolutely horrific first week of Fantasy #Taskmaster for Series 21. The weekend's nearly done, though, and I still don't know *exactly* how badly I've placed in the league table.
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All ready for new #Taskmaster...
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Congratulations. Hope you've got your 10% written into the contract. :)

Ooh, show us

It's my pea! Red Dwarf #shorts #shortsvideo #reddwarf YouTube video by A Lollygaggin World

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Ladette.

Good for the heart.

Intimidating, though.

Could you show them your scar and tell them it's from nutting a teacher?

Saying you're going to A&E never sounds good though, though, does it? Last time I went to A&E I was there all day and had to get a taxi home when I was all done, which cost a bomb.

Erk. Hope all's well.

Mine logs my streaks fine, although for some reason, it says that I've played about 150 more puzzles than I actually have.

Wordle's more my thing. On a 158 day streak at the moment.

Oh, the Grand Ex-Duke of York.

Undoubtedly. Although I do think Richard Ayoade did a damn fine job. Made the role his own.

Fairy nuff.

I hoped she shared fairly.

There was a shop directly across the road from our house when I was a kid. When I went across, my mum used to stand on the doorstep to prove to the bloke in the shop that the fags were for her.

Go for it.

You want this guy.

A less sensitive me would suggest sandpaper.

Back when I used to be able to form words to write witty, thoughtful poetry.

Next Tuesday afternoon, I have my regular weekly Immunoglobulin Replacement session at one hospital, then have to dash off after that to make sure I can get the bus to get to the other hospital for a Diabetic retinopathy appointment.

Slash gaffa tape.

Ha, what a saddo.

Oh, every star's entitled to a batty parent. It'll probably earn her popularity points. ;)