Some people think I'm not doing a show at Brighton Fringe on May 21st, and that even if I did, it wouldn't be a collection of best bits from my various fringe shows, cobbled together & whipped into a delicious paste. Those people need to GROW UP www.brightonfringe.org/events/pete-...

Impossible to improve I guess

This “joke” is based on the visual similarity of the words Pope and Popeye, and also on the fact that spinach, instead of smoke, would sometimes come from Popeye’s pipe. Thanks.

Black smoke: no Pope.
White smoke: Pope
Spinach: Popeye