17 days
69 seedlings (Niiiiiiiiice)
91 to go

(And then leaving them alone, I should add)

A robins nest with three blue eggs

My sister has a knack for finding them

Thank you!

If you said it, you own it. Think first.

Doctor has advised a low fiber diet this week (I know, I never!) so it’s pasta week!

we could all use a belly rub right about now

Was wondering where you were…Glad all went well!

Finishing off the gravy tonight, but as I do I'll be thinking on the many fond times we had together.

TRAGEDY: local girl puts
clean spoon down next to
old dirty spoons and now
cant tell which one is which

might be controversial but, my whole thing with Gargamel is that he couldn’t have been all that bad, mainly because he was a cat guy

Butterfly resting on a fire extinguisher

Only butterflies can put out fires

Your uncle got your nose for the last time. You live now with a second gaping face hole from which to breathe.

*sadly removing the elaborate crustacean costume I made out of papier-mâché* trad wife? I thought you said crab wife

Kevin Steck

My daughter stopped at the hardware store today.You all should go someday. They have the best caramel corn in huge packages.

If you think I spend too much time thinking about food, talking about food, preparing food, and eating food, no I do not.

i caught you on trail cam
eating all of my bird seed

A short with big pink flowers that happen to be situated I. A way that looks like my shirt has boobs and nipples

Do you ever get a new pretty flowery shirt and then it isn’t until you’re on camera that you realize

Tanning my legs and reading colonoscopy prep instructions, as one does

He was telling me all this stuff about how he goes blind at any given time or that his arms will stop working. I hate when my Uber driver tries to make conversation.

Leone Keene Sewitsky

Pasta and chicken parmesan (which is basically like making a cheese pizza on a crispy half a flattened chicken breast) and a cabbage-y salad. I don’t have any garlic bread so that makes it low calorie, right?

Eating my dinner for lunch if I go missing don’t worry I just needed a nap

One day, I'm gonna fall in with the "right crowd". And, gawd, I'm gonna be cross.

not now damn it, I’m romancing the stone (found a cool rock on the ground so I’m licking it to see what it would look like after a few rounds in my rock tumbler)

Tucking in the loose corners of your soul.

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

Pro olds tip for summer an Orange Fanta with Metamucil will help you blend in sensibly at the riverwalk or rooftop bar

i think i want to be a decommissioned lighthouse when i grow up

I’m a hard working lazy person.