There is a 0% chance Cunha works out this will be another one we really regret

Been staying off social media to try and not think about it. Sat at my desk feeling uneasy all day. According to Wikipedia though the Manchester ship canal officially opened on this day in 1894. I’m taking this as a good omen! UNITED

Someone count how much geeing up of the crowd will happen by the end of the game

What the fuck

Oh even worse

Knowing our luck we’ll equalise and lose on pens

The thought of another half hour of this is making me feel sick

Need to get some possession in here for a couple minutes after they had that pressure

Easily the best half under Amorim

Dalot is still useless but credit where it’s due that was a nice take and finish

Oh my lord

I’m changed channel to Supersport 1 on the dodgy stick with a delay instead of BT I’m fed up of their drivel

Lovely touch there from Garnacho

Trans Rights are Human Rights!

Fucking awful news for all trans people out there. Disgusting how these groups of terf women can remove the rights for a tiny minority already at high risk of discrimination

Very good history of the IRA and associated political and armed organisations. Covers a lot of ground in a concise manner

Zirkzee deserves it after the early sub and booing, really happy for him

Garnacho makes the wrong decision in those situations too often

U-17 AFCON instead of the half time analysis dross

We better come out swinging second half

What a header

Whatever level team we play defenders never have any trouble dealing with him, like you say it’s not even like he’s offering anything else even if not scoring. Get him gone in the summer

That slow mo angle is absolutely damning the way he actually does parry but still completely misses it Jesus Christ

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Not an original thought at all but what the fuck is the point of Onana if he just hoofs it long - he’s not even that good at it either

Hojlund come on man ffs

One of the Lyon fans had a spliff in his mouth in those crowd shots hahaha fair play

Olise looks really good here

Did anyone else see the wink from the last Bayern mascot hahahaha smooth as butter the cheeky sod

If you were a glass half full person you would say it’s best to play them because it’s spurs I suppose