There’s something so Twilight Zone about being the only person on a subway car.

Logged back on just to read my old posts 🙂‍↕️

It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings

Scientific American’s 10 Most Anticipated ‘Microhistories’ Coming Out in 2025 Scientific American's Brianne Kane can't wait to check out these fascinating deep dives into 'micro' topics that reveal big insights about science and society

A collection of 10 microhistories I keep rattling on in the news room about 🔎 📚

ft. cross continental oranges, piles of trash bigger than your house, Benjamin Franklin tinkering away as usual, and what Amelia Earheart has to do w/ atmospheric science

www.scientificamerican.com/article/scie...

Y’all don’t understand, I don’t have time to eat my string cheese as intended. I have to bite it. I have places to be and people to see.

Bro I need my Pisces moon to calm down. 😭

I fear I’ve lost a critical amount of aura points after all these years of rubbing my feet together to get the floor dust off before getting into bed…

Transphobes are stinky!!! Each and every one of em!!!!

I was too stoned at Wicked.

Found out my cholesterol is high :(

guess I gotta eat more savory oatmeal (porridge) :)

One thing I love? Porridge. Savory porridge.

This motherfucker knows how to LIVE!!!!

This country wants poor people to die. They want them to suffer from treatable conditions. They are gleeful about it. And that’s why no one cares about an insurance CEO. This is their bed and they get to lie on it.

I feel like this app needs more shitposting… might have to step up and do the job myself ✋😔

Bleach blonde bad built butch body with that photoshop Don

I think he’ll do wigs first

Thinking about the time I saw Coco Rocha at Ren Faire