Anyone who says "This is what they voted for" in response to the tragedy unfolding in Texas is having a vile thought and needs to sit shamefully in a corner until they learn what solidarity is.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
Plss I’m actually v curious. I’m film illiterate and miss the point a lot
She Hinden on my burg till I disaster
Extra parts at the end just means you put it together more efficiently than the engineers!
Prayers for all Miatas in predicaments
Yea it’s unfortunate to see but safety isn’t negotiable. Plus I think we should all be kinda used to superspeedways ending under caution🤷
“The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage laborers.”
- Marx and Engels, The Communist Manifesto, 1848
The Pope died, Pete Hegseth got fired and Kanye admitted to gay incest. Entirely too much happening right now please stop.
jerk me once, cum on you
jerk me twice, cum on me
Sis has all the right optics in the Optiq
Put me in a mental hospital the way I straight jackit
Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe say they are 'burger buddies for life'.
(Source: tinyurl.com/2teyp8nd)
wokely saying "no cuomo" instead of "no homo"
Living my dreams vicariously thru Alanis
Dudes rock
Metoo only got 10% there we need a metoo that’s like a million 9/11s
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?
Image of Robert Oppenheimer with the text “Now I am become Alanis the destroyer of pedestrians”
Me at the all u can eat buffet
@realDonaldTrump GREAT JOB NUMBERS, FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED. IT’S ALREADY WORKING. HANK TOUGH, WE CAN’T LOSE!!!
HANK TOUGH
Just had sleep paralysis for the first time in years and I shit you not, the demon was Chappell Roan.
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Sometimes I think it looks fun to completely misunderstand a joke post and make an ass of myself in the replies like everyone else does. As a treat
I need a phrase that’s like “dudes rock” but for when specifically Alanis rocks
Matching jacket to the paint is some real baller shit. Nobody moves like Alanis