"Rain possible in the next hour." That's literally always true. You could say that about any time.

yeah but it's the other way around, why are youths styling themselves after historical Matt Damon roles

I'm da king of da tree

You know this feels good as fuck

"she's probably thinking about other men" I am thinking about Mark Ruffalo in In The Cut (2003, Jane Campion)

Any old show could come up with the Carousel speech. Only Mad Men could do "It's an Erector Set. America needs engineers."

Might try sending Scott & Jean with Wolverine (trio honeymoon) to let a Storm team grow. Could also make Colossus gay. Just something to think about.

Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus for classics
Storm, Kitty, Rogue for ensemble (Emma? Illyana??)
Storm, Dazzler, Longshot for the great Mojoverse film waiting to be made

Any old show could come up with the Carousel speech. Only Mad Men could do "It's an Erector Set. America needs engineers."

if i'm doing it, please don't call it "a crashout." i prefer "having a breakdown."

If only Charlie Kirk had known this, before he met his swordsman.

If you're not Silencemaxxing in 2026,

Deleted before I saw a response but it was very uncharitable of me, on that we agree.

whoa I defeated it

It's not well intentioned. Her intention is to maintain civil harmony instead of leading or representing the constituents who give her the power to speak in the first place.

"the ambient drama of the Goonies fandom" that's the good stuff

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

oh it matters

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Glad to hear it

Network TV drama pitch: in the precarious modern economy, it's more common for people to have more than one job. Our protagonist is one such person. Each week, we follow them at another one of their gigs, to wit:

1. Cop
2. Firefighter
3. Lawyer
4. Barely-holding-it-together doctor

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the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

They’re hereeeee.

I need to figure out how to file down their rear legs, because Janeway and Tom only had little stumps back there. We must be accurate. 🤣

It must burn up the US's first 4chan government that the war with Iran has shown easily they are outmatched in online trolling.

If you follow him please go ahead and block this piece of shit

right again sad to say

yall are such fucking idiots man. we're pining for technology that worked and that we owned after buying and that didn't act as constant surveillance and behavioral control. we live in a planned obsolescence panopticon of scams now and you dipshits think a cd player is inconvenient? really?

But why should they be forgiven?