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Posts by w i l l

The outright arrogance and imagined superiority of American leftists caused this. "BuT hArRiS iSn'T tough EnOuGh On GaZa" Look at what you did to your own people, and not a single one of you narcissistic scumbags can put aside your unwarranted self-importance long enough to admit you were wrong.

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This all could have been avoided, but you all in your infinite arrogance just didnt think Harris was tough enough on Gaza.

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

y'all just couldn't vote for Harris, could you.

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I just don't give a damn about this platform anymore. full of people unwilling to take direct action, people who don't think they're to blame for this shit, people who would rather bloviate online than do something. pure slacktivism.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

people on the eastern seaboard need to start stocking up NOW

food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials

NOW

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

ASK ME THINGS.

ngl.link/will.pauer

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

There's a lot of opportunities

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Kamala Harris probably wouldn't have bombed Venezuela. just sayin.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

okay sure, but I'm using my elbow if I gotta

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is it possible to both eschew toxic masculinity and have a potato for a brain

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i genuinely did not know men had such issues with washing themselves until a few years ago. i thought what i was doing - body wash and a loofah scrubby thing - was the normal thing, and to this day i cannot believe i was wrong

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a transphobe accusing someone else of white supremacy is pretty funny, considering where we are

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i don't see the problem

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

and there it is, Nyla's entire ass right there on my TL

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in full agreement. also these same dudes will shit on women for being Disney adults but then will consume every bit of Marvel/Star Wars they can

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if you see a friend on a dating app, ✨️no you fucking didn't✨️

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Hell yeah brother

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I asked Santa for a single goth woman in her late 30s who's interested in me, and then I remembered I have no tree to put presents under, and no chimney to come down, and that I'm Santa

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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.

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thinking of doing the most self-destructive thing possible and get back on the dating apps

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the hole is shifted so far to the left lol

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I've needed the bathroom for the past two hours but I don't want to go til I go to lunch at 1 and I feel this exercise of holding rhe barbarians at the gate will only make me stronger

either that or I shit my pants

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3 months ago 2 1 1 0
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I'm 44, this isn't my realm

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so we couldn't start off with a blue chicken. damn

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how the hell do you even get one blue chicken, let alone a whole farm

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

I am drunk

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oh yes, I learned it at a young age from a scholar named Sir Mix-A-Lot

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