it’s all part of the path to being a future cat owner

she’s doing Springtime For Hitler but expecting it to be a hit

and lucky for you, this incredibly vocally challenging song will be ‘performed’ at every karaoke night you ever go to for the rest of your life!

the good old “affordable housing” lie has been running in New York since Bloomberg; they build a gigantic building full of luxury apartments with two dozen ‘affordable’ apartments for lottery with a separate entrance that still cost $2k per month. Meanwhile, median Manhattan rent just hit $5k!

Geese on SNL, Trinidad YouTube video by imabigfailure

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if AI was actually real it would realize that I’d rather jump in front of a train than allow YouTube notifications

part dos

Geese on SNL again (1:2)

part2

Geese on SNL tonight (1/2)

it was playing on TCM tonight, I watched the plane crash scene and it was awesome

kitty on my foot and I want to touch it

could maybe believe this if the guy is incredibly cheap and also really really loves vignetting since this lens saves him the trouble of adjusting the slider

it really is “hot people doing things: the movie”

top 10 of 21st century:

Mulholland Drive (2001)
In the Mood For Love (2001)
Ghostworld (2001)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Good Time (2017)
The Florida Project (2017)
Oldboy (2005)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Michael Clayton (2007)
The Square (2017)

me and who

saw something beautiful and thought of you

allegedly

astoundingly terrible film: first hour holds up but then suddenly it was edited by a child given a handful of reshoots

also who decided to hire all the handsome guys and then Sean Penn wears Dick Tracy makeup?? ludicrous POS film

listening to He Left Nothing For The Swim Back by SKECH185 again, it’s two years old now and I love listening to it on cold nights while roaming the streets

eating the pudding that makes you live forever

literally had to ask this guy for a photo of his credit card in the bar

open matte over everything tbh

everybody is dumber than a bag of hammers

it’s funny when people get mad about Isabella Rossellini mentioning her Mom when literally she looks like this

Casablanca is literally “what if the hottest woman to ever live went to a town full of assholes” the movie

quality reply to Jon Taffer on the other place

The Searchers (1957) restoration is crazy good, UHD looks pretty amazing

big X-mas tree in Rockefeller Center

I went to see the big tree because it was cold as hell yesterday and I figured it wouldn’t be as crowded, was mostly right

eat them on crackers, add some pepper

no gutting or anything, just slap the whole thing on there